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Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:
 
== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==
 


-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
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-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.
-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.
== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.
Finally, I'm leaving this here because I love evian:
{{Naive}}
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Revision as of 23:55, 18 September 2011

Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [1] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.


Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done

I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.

Finally, I'm leaving this here because I love evian:

Naïve Naïve
This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.