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:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''
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[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]


'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]]. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an associate's degree in [[Wikipedia:Applied science|Applied Science]] and a [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]] certificate. After [[Slow-in-the-minds|four years of study]], Chris earned his degree; astute observers will note that associates' degrees usually take students two years in the U.S. He also made [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean's]] List, or so he claims.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref>


In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], PVCC is the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].


Chris began classes in PVCC in [[2000#September|September 2000]]. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his [[father]] chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the [[CADD]] course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son will become a functioning adult.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref>


==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his [[birthday]].


Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]''<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref>, a story about an [[autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]]. Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.


Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his [[gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggo|black person]] in [[church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>


After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>


==Kicked out of college==
The college itself is intolerant of those who are [[Love Quest]]ing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance; after all, [[Virginia is for Virgins]].


By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], under the impression that Chris was soliciting [[sex]], seized [[Attraction Sign|the sign]], yelled at him in "a very violent manner," and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[Chris and anger|rage]] and spam the college with his ridiculous ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, and following a violent outburst on his part, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> To this peculiar chain of events we owe the eventual release of the [[autism papers]].


To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by alumni.<ref>http://collegeprowler.com/user/joatmon8/</ref> So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.


==Graduation==
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and falsely claimed to have two degrees.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>


Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Notably, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but his gown, tassel, and [[honor roll]] sash from [[high school]] to his college graduation.


<center>
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Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same [[Chris and fashion|shirt of fail]] he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]] begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''."
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==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (abbreviated '''PVCCitizens'''; or, on one occasion, as '''Piedmont Virginity College'''<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].


As you can imagine, when the [[troll]] message boards were created, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].


==See also==
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]


==Sauce==
<references />


==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
* [http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]


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