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{{quote|♪She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty, and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy~♪|[[CWC]]|<ref>[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|Self portrait.]]


'''Ivy O'Neil''' (17 March 1992 – July 2009) was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] from [[March 2009|March]] through [[May 2009|May]] of 2009.


==Prologue==
Something about Ivy brought out the crazy in Chris at levels rarely seen before or since. The Ivy Saga resulted in three ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Specials]]'', four music videos, a bunch of weird and creepy non-music videos (including the notorious [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] video), a long awaited [[Tour of Christian's House|tour of his house]], a new [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album]], procuring [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video]], the emergence of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]] as troll obstacles, images of the new [[Medallion of Fail]] while he's wearing [[butt garments]], and unexpected changes in Chris's behavior.


Ivy is a redhead. Chris lowered his standards slightly by allowing her to become a sweetheart (previously, women with red hair were excluded along with blacks and non-[[boyfriend-free girl]]s).


==Timeline==
===March===
[[Image:Message_For_Ivy.jpg|thumb|The stuff of nightmares.]]


In his Captain's Log of [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|18 March]], Chris gave a shout out to "Ahmy-vie" and her friend Rachel.  This was right at the height of the [[Emily]] fiasco&mdash;between the day Chris stood her up and the day the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] stole her away&mdash;so "Ivy" and "Rachel" were assumed by many [[trolls|observers]] to be code names for Emily and her friend Stephanie.  Not even the most hardened of trolls could be ready for the creepiness unleashed [[CWC's Message for Ivy|two days later]] on the heels of the Emily date.


{{quote|I'll be in your dreams!|CWC|<ref>[[CWC%27s_Message_for_Ivy#Video]]</ref>}}


:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 1]]''
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|Fresh from the shop!]]
Ivy was in the driver's seat now, and proved to be a muse like no other.  Chris responded with some of his most complex work to date, [[Sonichu Special 1]] and its accompanying music video, [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|CWC Holding Out For A Hero]].


{{quote|♪She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shop~♪|CWC|<ref>[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]</ref>}}


For the rest of March, Chris was a prolific video blogger.  Even while pressed on another front by his [[Clyde Cash|arch-nemesis]], Chris managed to make time to double down on his [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|creepy video messages]] and make a positive difference in the life of Ivy's [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|insecure cousin, Flora]].


Things were moving quickly, but of course a classy college girl like Ivy wasn't going to arrange a sleepover at the Chandlers' site-unseen.  Her next request&mdash;[[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|a tour of the property]]&mdash;ignited a slow-forming, but [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|ultimately epic]] shit storm. 


===April===
:''See Also: [[Vanessa Saga]]''


As April dawned, [[Rocky Shoemaker]] very nearly pulled the Chandlers, kicking and screaming, out of their vortex of stupidity.  Luckily for her, Ivy had already passed all of the Chandlers' tests for TRUTH and HONESTY<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>, and so was spared most of the (brief) fallout.  But even as one crisis passed another emerged, when [[Joshua Martinez|a mutual friend]] introduced Chris to [[Vanessa Hudgens]].  Juggling '''two''' needy imaginary girlfriends would [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Sarah_Jackson_love_triangle|once again]] prove challenging for one merely-mortal autistic boy.


[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|WHY]]
:''See Also:  [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''
With inspiration from Ivy, Chris got a new [[cwcville.com]] up, and made progress on [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]].  The world's first-ever YouTube videos intended for [[Crass and Champ|crabs]] were made.  The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Hedgehog Boys]] got back together and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|hit the road again]].  And then shit got real:  mid-month, Ivy found out about Chris's two-timing ways.  The punishment was revolting, to say the least.  After his humiliating penance, Chris was given a second chance...


:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 2]]
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...to plan a kickass wedding!  The result was another ''Sonichu Special,'' complete with an accompanying video, [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]].  And you can't have a wedding without...


:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 3]]
...a honeymoon!  The leaking of the infamous [[Giant Penis Comic]], however, would mean April ends on a decidedly low note.  Chris had to make an explanation video to ease the mind of a traumatized [[Ching Chong]], and had to confess to all of [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|his crimes]]; of course, the dastardly trolls pounced on every word.


{{quote|Ivy is real! We are going to be together! Foreverrr!|CWC|<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>}}


===May===
Throughout the Chandlers' trials and tribulations, one gal-pal had remained TRUE and HONEST.  A Chandler family vacation up to Boston, to visit Ivy<ref>Ivy Q&A</ref><ref>For My Sweetest Ivy</ref>, was in the works.  But meddlers gonna meddle:  in a fit of righteousness, Rocky brought the Chandlers to the police to sort out the trolls once and for all.  Despite their protestations, Ivy was on the same list as Clyde Cash and the other villains.


And despite their protestations, Ivy blamed Chris for betraying her.


On the night of 14 [[May 2009|May]], the following was written on Chris's [[ED]] talk page:


{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.|CWC|<ref>[[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica]]</ref>}}


===July===
[[Image:IvysDeath.png|thumb|An artist's depiction of Ivy's untimely death.]]
"Ivy" committed suicide by hanging in July 2009 "from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me" according to Chris. He tastelessly uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a belated memorial.


==Epilogue==
In November 2009, he [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 described Ivy's death in a giant wall of text] in [[Sonichu 9|the comic]]. During the PVCC's assault on CWCville, she was apparently trapped in a collapsing elevator, got the cables tangled around her neck, and was strangled to death despite [[BILLY MAYS]]'s best efforts to save her. The page laying all of this out carries a brief dedication: "In memory of [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu-Girl]], **Ivy O'Niel**".


On 19 [[April 2010]], Chris updated the [[CWCipedia]] with a [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|page]] containing various profiles of his "[[gal-pal]]s and past sweethearts." Among them was a brief and somewhat ambivalent mention of Ivy:


{{quote|Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.|CWC<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref>}}


==Gallery==
===Art By Ivy===
<center><gallery>
Image:Ivy.png
Image:Ivy Jammies.jpg
Image:IvysRosechu.jpg|Rosechu
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|[[Bubbles Rosechu]]
Image:Layla.jpg|Luckett (a.k.a. [[Layla Flaaffy]])
Image:Princessivy.png|Princess Ivy, Ivy's fursona.
</gallery></center>


===Art Of Ivy===
<center><gallery>
Image:IvyWedding.jpg
Image:IvyRing.jpg|IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME...
Image:CWCsIvyKiss.jpg|"FUCK IT'S [[Episode 2|EPISODE 2]] ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKKKKK" - [[Vivian Gee]] <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6c5txd8ro#t=2m32s Sonichu - Special Episode 1! The Audiobook! Clyde VS Chris!]</ref>
Image:350meko.jpg|Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?
Image:CWCRescuesIvy.jpg
Image:Cwc&ivy34.jpg|Rule 34 even applies to Chris's heartsweets.
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Bondage: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
Image:CWC,Ivy,fursona.jpg|Chris-chan Sonichu and Princess Ivy together.
Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|Our heroes mourn Ivy's death, or something like that.
</gallery></center>


===Miscellaneous===
<center><gallery>
Image:Ivy.jpg
Image:Ivypickle.jpg
Image:Dearest Ivy by Chimerica.jpg
Image:RBIvy.jpg
</gallery></center>


==See also==
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*[[Ivy_Q%26A]]
*[[Vanessa Saga]]
*''[[Soul Calibur]]''


==References==
<references/>


{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:O'Neil, Ivy}}


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