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[[Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|thumb|One listen, and you'll be hooked!]]
#REDIRECT [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
'''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys''' is the name [[Chris]] gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in reality, there is no band. Instead the project involves Chris shouting awful lyrics about his shitty life over copyrighted pop music.
 
==Band==
The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, regicide, and general debauchery. It also shows his lack of musical knowledge, as there is no bass player.
 
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]]: Vocals and lyrics.
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: Lead guitar.
*[[Sonichu]]: Rhythm guitar.
*[[Shadow]]: Drums.
*[[Blake]]: Keys.
 
In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were replaced by [[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] respectively after Sonic left the band to pursue a solo country career, while Shadow was fired for smoking [[tobacky]] and later died of cocaine abuse.
 
==Albums==
To date, they have released two albums:
 
[[Image:AlbumCover.jpg|thumb|First album cover, designed by Peter Blake]]
*'''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album) | Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'''
 
:Release date: [[2006]]
:Chart position: #1, [[Molvanîa]] Pop Charts
 
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album, designed by Hipgnosis]]
 
*'''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]'''
:Release date: [[2009]]
:Chart position: N/A
 
==Singles==
Chris has released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for [[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]] and [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]] that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. 
 
==Future==
In recent months, the Hedgehog Boys have been dealing with behind the scenes turmoil, mostly in relation to Wild's sloppy guitar work and Shadow's increasingly erractic timekeeping. Fans cite the recent tour of Molvanîa as a particular low as the band frequently delved into unpopular jazz fusion versions of the hits. The tour finally ended in farce when Shadow got out from behind the kit to punch Sonichu in the face after he forgot a vital key change.
 
In response to the problems, the Hedgehog Boys dumped themselves from their own record label, and are currently looking for a new one.
 
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