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#REDIRECT [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
'''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys''' is the name [[Chris]] gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in reality, there is no band. Instead the project involves Chris shouting awful lyrics about his shitty life over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music.
 
==The Boys in the Band==
The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, regicide, and general debauchery. It also shows his lack of musical knowledge, as there was no bass player until Wild joined.
 
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]]: Vocals and lyrics.
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: Lead guitar.
*[[Sonichu]]: Rhythm guitar.
*[[Shadow]]: Drums.
*[[Blake]]: Keys.
*[[Layla Flaaffy]]: Unknown, seen behind Chris on the second album cover (probably leftover)
 
In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were replaced by [[Wild]] and [[Punchy]], respectively, after Sonic left the band to pursue a solo country career, while Shadow was fired for smoking [[tobacky]] and later presumably died of cocaine abuse.
 
==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums:
 
 
*'''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'''
 
:Release date: [[2006]]
:Chart position: #1, [[Molvanîa]] Pop Charts
 
 
 
*'''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]'''
:Release date: [[2009]]
:Chart position: N/A
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==Singles==
Chris has released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for [[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]] and [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]] that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. 
 
==Future==
In recent months, the Hedgehog Boys have been dealing with behind the scenes turmoil, mostly in relation to Wild's weak basslines and Punchy's increasingly erratic timekeeping. Fans cite the recent tour of Molvanîa as a particular low as the band frequently delved into unpopular jazz fusion versions of the hits. The tour finally ended in farce when Punchy got out from behind the kit to punch Sonichu in the face after he forgot a vital key change.
 
In response to the problems, the Hedgehog Boys dumped themselves from their own record label, and are currently looking for a new one. The band reunited briefly in [[Sonichu 10]], despite continuing strife between the members and Chris's apparent inheritance of gigantism of the legs.
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from ''[[Sonichu 6]]''
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
</gallery>
 
 
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