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- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together. | - If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together. | ||
<s>-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.</s> | |||
-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week. | |||
== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder == | == What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder == |
Revision as of 15:21, 28 June 2012
Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:
-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.
-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.
What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder
[1] Holiday, celebrate.
Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve. |