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[[Image:KratosBra.png|thumb|The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are [[muscle bra|covered per Chris's standards of decency]].]]
 
'''''[[Wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]''''' is a popular [[Sony]] [[video game]] series. [[Chris]] is a huge fan, especially of ''God of War III'' for the [[PS3]]. It was one of his favorite games of [[2010]], along with ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and ''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]''.  
 
==''God of War'' and Chris==
In stark contrast to the [[LittleBigPlanet|casual]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|more]] [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|kid]]-[[Pokémon|friendly]] [[Animal Crossing|titles]] Chris has been known to enjoy, the ''God of War'' series is known for its [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|violence]], [[Sandy_Rosechu|gore]], and [[Honest_Content|mature]] storylines based on elements of Greek mythology.
 
There are two likely conclusions can be reached from Chris's enjoyment of the ''God of War'' series:
*The first takes his enjoyment of the game, endorsement of ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', and love of the ''[[Saw]]'' [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|series of movies]]<ref>From [[Mumble_6#Movies|Mumble 6]]</ref> to assume that Chris has a wider variety of tastes than [[Trolls|most]] give him credit for.
*The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to [[Mass_debating|see]] the [[Chris and sex|sex]]-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits [[Bob_Walks_In|moans]], [[Stress_sigh|groans]], and a [[Chris and cinematography#Focus|shaking screen]]), as well as to verify his [[Homos#Defenses_against_becoming_a_homo|masculinity]] and [[Chris and remorse|maturity]]. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome &mdash; for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in an obese, smelly man's body, is no different.
 
[[Collosal Chan]]'s final battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in the [[comic]] was directly "[[plagiarism|inspired]]" by the ''God of War'' games (ditto the Collosal Chan character in general).<ref>From [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|''Sonichu'' #10]]</ref> That battle was surprisingly non-violent, especially considering the gory murder-execution of the [[Asperpedia]] Four later in the [[Sonichu 10|same issue]].
 
Chris signed on to vandalize the [[CWCki]] around the height of his interest in ''God of War'', as his chosen account name was [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]].
 
Bananasauros asks to play ''God of War'' in [[Sonichu_11|''Sonichu'' #11]].
 
==See also==
*[[GodJesus]]
*[[Collosal Chan]]
*[[Video games]]
 
==References==
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==External links==
*''[[wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]'' series at [[Wikipedia]]
 
[[Category: Video Games]]

Revision as of 22:19, 8 March 2018

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