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== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==


-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.
-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.
-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.
== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.
== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==
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