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#redirect [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
:''This article is the CWC approved page on CWC... it is her article and nothing less! For the <s>no good slanderous troll version</s> original article, see [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our saviour's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
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{{quote|I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original creator of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|}}
 
{{infobox
| title = Chris&nbsp;Chandler
| image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1  = Information
|label1  = Name
|data1    = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])<br>Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)<br>Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) <br> Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–present)
|label2  = Also known as
|data2    = Chris-chan<br>CWC<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]
|label3  = Date of Birth
|data3    = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|label5  = Gender
|data5    = Transwoman
|label6  = Nationality
|data6    = [[United States|American]]
|label7  = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7    = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8  = Height
|data8    = 5'11" (1.80 m)<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref>
|label9  = Weight
|data9    = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref>
|label11  = Father
|data11  = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|label12  = Mother
|data12  = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|label13  = Siblings
|data13  = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|label14  = Education
|data14  = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|label15  = Occupations
|data15  = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])
|label16 = Spouse(s)
|data16 = [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|label17 = Titles
|data17 = Mrs. Christine W. Chandler<br>Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref>
}}
 
Christine Weston Chandler''' (born on 24 February [[1982]]), also known as '''Chris-Chan''', is a 37-year-old autistic, bisexual transwoman, former [[virgin with rage]], creator of [[Sonichu]], a brilliant character, and Goddess of The World To Come.
 
In late [[2007]], she became [[Internet]]-famous when she caught the attention of the masses of the public. Initial fascination was spurred on by her signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], her hand-drawing artwork featuring Sonichu, and her [[Love Quest]]. Unfortunately, damn dirty trolls have tried to ruin her life, but in the end, she is always Victorious!
==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|This is a drinking straw? How crappy.]]]]
 
Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old transwoman with imagination who has been allowed - by her parents,  [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to be a young at heart, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Chris's day to day life involved her Love Quest, writing Sonichu, and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in many [[Chris's resume|meaningful ways]]. Although the public school system was tough, Chris looks back on her High School days fondly. Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]], and she hasn't been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the  generous donations, and the fact that her autism prevents her from getting a job. Chris has had only a few relationships with people in a social setting outside of her parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.
 
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]
 
Chris is completely proud of her character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape and considers him his son. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in her [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to her [[college]] graduation. Absolutely everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu; the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by lying, slanderous trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where she would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, she lost the shop after nine months in business.
 
Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and she was even terrified of becoming gay herself. She couldnot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and she stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref>. Over time, Chris dropped her homophobic tendencies, and in 2018, she came out as bisexual.
 
Her adult life has been largely defined by her goals of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, her [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-['''current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, her gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.
 
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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. SHe was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in her toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until later.
 
===Childhood and adolescence===
 
[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolutionof Chris-chan... in [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form. Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]
 
Chris's first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties.
 
An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> SHe once identified this confinement as the source of her autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>
 
During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref>. She doesn't hold any hard feelings over it. In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.
 
Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes when she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />
 
At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as her prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public.
<center><gallery>
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, she was cute.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually even cuter.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|Ahh, nostalgia.
</gallery></center>
 
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Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg
Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg
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Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy, or so she thinks]]
 
[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|]]
 
Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her creative talents to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of her powers, her [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out in anger during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. She deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it so hard in spite of her autism. <ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref>
{{collapsible
|Chris's award-winning artwork
|<gallery perrow="5">
 
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris's "leather face".
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
</gallery>}}
 
===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for her [[Love Quest]].]]
 
Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her fears. SHe took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, she began losing touch with her gal-pals from high school, and her social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to her high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris decided she needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]], and started her [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, she quickly found that every girl she talked to had a boyfriend. Chris soon became aware of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].
 
Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place or pacing back and forth for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting her into trouble with shitty [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that she was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was FALSE. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over her attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontation, Walsh expelled her for one year in [[2004]]. SHe eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].
 
After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl and drawing ''Sonichu''.
 
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Old friends. I miss them!]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like herself, Megan proved that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up. In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that she could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of her plan to make the do with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as she lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]]..
 
It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring her Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
 
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==Discovery==
{{main|2007|2008}}
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]
 
Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. SHe was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed the conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris.  A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref>  The TRolling spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]
 
Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, she then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the hope of overwhelming her enemies. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|her favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but she was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|her parents' church]].
 
In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. In the fall of 2008, Chris sent her various [[medallions]] to her [[Blanca Weiss|Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing her, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing her, Chris was winning the war!
 
==Chris today==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]
 
By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris was convinced that various women wanted to be with her, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga.
 
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
 
Following  [[The Wallflower]] incident in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize that her behaviour was only fueling the trolls.
 
In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced she will no longer socialize online or publish videos of herself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from her YouTube channel. However, her Internet activity had not completely ceased since she retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].
 
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of her father's death.]]
 
Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was her open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown [[tomgirl]] and fully embraced her new identity both at home and in public.
 
In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with her widowed mother.
 
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]
 
In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that she finally [[Mia Hamm|lost her virginity]].
 
[[2013]] saw  saw the rise of quite a few new actual friends she met in real life, all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chri.
 
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]]]]
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===CWC===
Chris is proud of her initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into her creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]], and [[CWC Dare]].
 
==Featured fan video==
 
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's comics-self.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's power-up alter ego.
==Sources==
{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Chris] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]
 
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