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On [[November 2009|November 10th, 2009]], the audio recording of [[Chris]]'s conversation with [[Kacey]]'s dad was released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]]. In the epic recording, which spans more than 2 hours, Kacey's father, Matthew, berates Chris for his [[Monthly tugboat|laziness]], [[Chris and death|lack of empathy]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog|inability]] [[pokemon|to]] [[video games|grow]] [[sonichu|up]], [[chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]], [[fat|rotund figure]], and for generally being a [[fail|failure]] at life.
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On the other hand, Chris retorts by saying that he leads a [[lie|hard life]], which includes such laborious tasks as doing [[:Image:Gibson.jpg|menial chores]], mowing the lawn, and [[Tour of Chris's House|cleaning the house]]. He also claims to be [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and that he [[Guitar Hero|exercises]] regularly, as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and [[Homo|shoving vegetables down his throat]]. After being confronted with the truth that he uses the [[trolls]] and his [[autism]] as a crutch, [[stress]] overcame him and Chris became increasingly more [[chris and anger|upset]].
 
In general, Chris' attitude and immaturity greatly offended Kacey and her father, causing her to rethink her decision and go back to [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]].
 
==Transcript==
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Kacey: Hey Chris it's Kacey!
 
Chris: Hey Kacey, how are you?
 
Kacey: Um, I'm cool. I'm over at my parents' house, 'cuz they wanted to call, 'cuz they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter.
 
Chris: Alright. Actually I'm uploading a [[11042009 51 50|video]] now. I do 51 reps with [[lie|50 pound]] weights, well not really weights as much as they are...
 
Kacey: You did 51 reps? or 51 times? Because you know reps are different.
 
Chris: You know, lifted them up, 51 times, lifting up with each arm. 51 times two arms, so it's 102.
 
Kacey: Hmm, well was it hard?
 
Chris: Yea it was hard, but it was a show of [[fail|strength]] anyways.
 
Kacey: Oh that's funny because I have to lift a hundred more pounds for my job, but um let me go ahead and get my dad for you because he wants to talk to you.
 
Chris: Alright, by the way, what's his name? (silence on the other end) Okay.
 
Kacey: I'm sorry I didn't hear you, it's Matthew.
 
Chris: Oh, Matthew, okay.
 
Kacey: Yeah.
 
Chris: Alright.
 
Kacey: Alright well just give me a minute.
 
Chris: Okay.
 
Matthew: Hello, Chris, this is Matthew, Kacey's father.
 
Chris: Hello si-good evening sir. How are you?
 
Matthew: I'm good, thank you. How are you?
 
Chris: I'm-I'm doing good.
 
Matthew: Good, good. So uhh, just got a couple of questions for ya, well, more than a couple, alright?
 
Chris: Well that's fine, that's fine, I'm happy to oblige with an ans-an [[honest content|honest]] answer.
 
Matthew: Okay, well uh, first and foremost, let's see, you got a job, son?
 
Chris: Hmm, not currently, but I am working towards getting a job: I have been filling in applications left and right.
 
Matthew: Really, really? What kinds of places? What kind of skills you got?
 
Chris: Hmm, yea well-yea I'm lookin-I'm applying for like uh retail stores and such, I've got in an application with news studios (?) in [[Ruckersville]], and uh, one over at [[Wal-Mart]], and I had one over at [[Target]]. I have worked before, I worked at [[Wendy's]], in the Ruckersville for a few months. Plus I also worked as the sales representative for [[Cutco]] Cutlery.
 
Matthew: Right, that's minimum wage stuff. Did you go to college or something?
 
Chris: Yeah, I went to college. I got a degree and certificate in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]].
 
Matthew: And you're working at Target? I mean I know the economy is bad, but I mean surely you've gotta use that somehow. Right? And how old are you again?
 
Chris: I'm twenty-seven, sir.
 
Matthew: Almost thirty, and you're working at Target? You wanna work at Target I should say.
 
Chris: Hmm, yeah, well not really sure what kind of job my degree and certificate will get me.
 
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==See Also==
*[[Kacey Phone Call]]
*[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Chris' apology]]
 
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?d1mzcmmjzgy The epic recording in all its glory]
 
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