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R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!
R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!
Shitty Bel-air INCOMING:


Christian Weston Chandler...
Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down,
Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'm gonna tell ya how I became the prince of Ry'leh
In interstellar space born and raised, destroying civilization is how I spent most of my days Chilaxin' relaxin'
maxin' all cool slaughtering some heathens outside the Sh'uool when yog-sothoth got near he said, "You're gonna
build a palace on that planet there." I unfolded my wings, if anything this opportunity was rare but I thought nah forget it
yo servants to that planet there. I landed on the planet about 7 or 8 I yelled to Yog-Sothoth yo homes smell ya later.
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of ry'leh


He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming.


All that matters is that he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass-sex with all these listed: <s>Elder gods</s> <s>Shoggoths</s> <s>mortals</s>(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... '''aaaaaaaaaaaaand''' keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china!
Name's cthulhu, you got a problem with that, i'll have sex with your sister, i've been trollin' all these nigga mortals since the dawn of humanity. You like tentacle rape porn? You're welcome.
 
Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;<s>pussy</s> china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.
 
 
 
---I've gone insane it's 3am I am really fucking insane...

Latest revision as of 22:10, 9 January 2010

Cthulhu si a pretty cool elder god. eh devours us all in the end of times and doesn't afraid of anything
Champthom

R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu! Shitty Bel-air INCOMING:

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'm gonna tell ya how I became the prince of Ry'leh In interstellar space born and raised, destroying civilization is how I spent most of my days Chilaxin' relaxin' maxin' all cool slaughtering some heathens outside the Sh'uool when yog-sothoth got near he said, "You're gonna build a palace on that planet there." I unfolded my wings, if anything this opportunity was rare but I thought nah forget it yo servants to that planet there. I landed on the planet about 7 or 8 I yelled to Yog-Sothoth yo homes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of ry'leh


Name's cthulhu, you got a problem with that, i'll have sex with your sister, i've been trollin' all these nigga mortals since the dawn of humanity. You like tentacle rape porn? You're welcome.