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| | '''CWCipedia''' is a shitty website where Chris puts up his shitty shit. It's shit. |
| {{protip|Incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!}}
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| [[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|right|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]
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| {{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}
| | ==CWCipedia Almost Shut Down Forever!== |
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| '''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) <s>is</s> <s>was</s> <s>is</s> <s>was</s> is a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].
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| Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. Of course, Chris, being a lazy, [[Autistic|retarded]], manchild fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.
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| CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strives to create a platform that even an autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use.
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| Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had levelled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.
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| ==The early days==
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| Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.
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| Towards the end of 2009, this would change.
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| ==CWCipedia Advertisements== | |
| [[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
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| [[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
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| As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.
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| Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.
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| Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who has so far been the only donor who has delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may be tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seems limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?
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| On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Do_NOT_tamper_with_the_advertisements scolded Chris], telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.
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| On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.
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| On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
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| {{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
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| '''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}
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| Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
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| {{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}
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| As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.
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| Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].
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| Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text) and featuring a picture of a man performing comeuppance. Chris has yet to react.
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| |CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
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| Image:CWCipediaAudiobookAd.jpg|[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#g/c/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 Watch the newest audiobooks here!]
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| Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the Facts.]
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| Image:CWCipediaVlasicAd.jpg|[http://www.vlasic.com/ Taste the Juicy Crunch!]
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| Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]
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| Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the facinating world of Mexico]
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| Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
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| Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
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| Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
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| Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
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| Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted
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| Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]
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| Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
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| Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
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| Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
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| Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
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| Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
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| Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
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| Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
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| Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
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| Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
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| Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
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| Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!
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| Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
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| Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
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| Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
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| Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
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| Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
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| Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
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| Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.
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| Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK DON'T TELL]
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| Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
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| Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
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| Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
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| Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
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| Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
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| Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]
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| Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
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| Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
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| Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
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| Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
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| Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]
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| Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
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| Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]
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| Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
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| Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
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| Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==The Twitter Feed==
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| {{main|Twitter}}
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| On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:
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| {{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!
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| I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!
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| GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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| NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|
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| --ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}
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| Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.
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| ==CWCipedia Closed Due To A<strike>I</strike>DS==
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| [[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]
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| During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.
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| On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Website of Fail].
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| Within a few days the site was returned to normal.
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| ==CWCipedia Closed (Again) Due To Theft==
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| [[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]] | | [[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]] |
| In the early morning of 6 Feburary 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time. | | In the early morning of 6 Feburary 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time. |
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| Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.
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| ==CWCipedia lives on==
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| On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.
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| On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons. Likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]].
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Mailbag]]
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| *[[CWC Blog]]
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| *[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
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| *[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]
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| *[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
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| *[[:Category:Articles with matching CWCipedia articles|CWCki articles with matching CWCipedia articles]]
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| ==External links==
| | However [[Evan]] was a faggot and is truly a [[Sonichu]] fan after he allowed the site to go back up. Fuck him. |
| *[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]
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| *[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges Recent Changes] - monitor Chris's latest updates
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| *[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&feed=rss Recent Changes RSS Feed] - receive Chris's latest updates automatically
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