User:Blazer

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Just a guy from Virginia who's enjoyed watching the ever-continuing spiral of Chris-chan... even though he continues making an embarrassment of my home state.

My Own Rambles

Hey, everyone else is doing it, why not me?

Chris and his Exile

Ever since Chris declared he was leaving the internet forever for the second time in a year, many trolls have pointed a finger at one person - Rocky Shoemaker. I can see why people want to do that - she was one of the main reasons why the Ivy Saga got shut down so fast. But, as Champ keeps saying, even though it seems like it's Rocky, it's not her.

My guess? It's Chris's youth group.

Most likely, what had happened was that after the Wallflower had been revealed to the world and she learned of the CWCki, someone, somewhere, decided that it was time for Chris to stop. There's a span of, at least, 11 days between the day Wallflower found out about everything and the day Chris declared he was leaving. Remember, he said in his "farewell" video that he had revealed too much information. My theory on this is that Chris rambled on about the CWCki, one of the people looked it up, found themselves in awe over how much had been revealed and decided that if Chris was going to stop all this, he was going to have to leave the internet.

However, "leaving the internet" is just "not posting any videos on YouTube". As one can see, Chris can't live without the 'net. He knows its the only way to get Sonichu seen - he refuses to actually work to get the series up through other means. At the same time, he knows he's on "punishment" - whoever is controlling his strings is watching his every move and making sure he doesn't do anything that would give the trolls a rise. Why do you think his CWCki edits were much more full of fail? Not just because he fails, but because if he did anymore, his babysitter would notice.

So, he basically tries to do everything covertly. He sneaks small updates on the CWCipedia every once in awhile, making sure that his little hand holder doesn't notice him back. He's acting like the little kid who's been caught, but he continues any way, but covertly. Like everyone has said, though, it's only a matter of time before his hand holder lets him go and it's only a matter of time before Chris declares war.

GAMe PLACe Aftermath

Who'da think that Chris would pull a stunt like this? Correction, who'da think that he'd pull this stunt and have it work?

As everyone's pointing out, this is probably the end result of the "Babysitter"'s attempt to wean Chris off the Internet - Chris has got it in his head that if he's away from the Internet and away from those Damn Dirty Trolls, that everything would be okay! This feels like something from a movie - Character A was doing something bad, thus everyone pulled away from him. Soon, Character A decides to abandon that thing and everyone would welcome him back.

Sadly, this isn't a movie. Michael banned Chris the first time for a month, hoping the idiot would realize that what he was doing was wrong. Sadly, it did nothing and Michael laid the banhammer on Chris, kicking him out for good. Chris thinks that a lot of sugar coating and knee-begging would do the trick to get him back in. To a normal person, there's a lot more to that. To Chris, it's perfect and its a shock to him when the person is unfazed by Chris's pleading.

It probably doesn't help that he used a script, too.

Theory over Chris's Gal-Pal page

Between the release of Chris's Gal-Pal pages and the release of Jackie's e-mails, I think I can see a connection between the two and have an idea as to why Chris started the Gal-Pal pages.

On April 18th, Chris tells Jackie to Google the CWCki. At that time, Chris has probably realized he's made the biggest mistake in his (as far as he knows) life - he's allowed an innocent woman to see what the trolls have written about him. After being corrupted by the SLANDEROUS HALF-TRUTHS AND EXAGGERATED LIES, Jackie was lost to him - she was asking too many questions and being too much of a pain. She had to go.

Realizing that if he got another girlfriend, he'd lose her again to the CWCki and the trolls, Chris decided to write up the page. He wasn't going to let the trolls get another gal-pal. He'd have the material all set up that HE wants to reveal.

Trolling Chris: Next Chapter?

You know, looking over the incidents with Jackie and Sydney, I've come to realize you can't just troll Chris the same way twice. Or at the very least, the same way 12 different times. While I'm not in the actual trolling scheme of things (no, I just work out the articles here), I have noticed a few things about those who have trolled Chris and what they've done. I think to troll Chris ver. 2010, you're going to hafta do this a new way. If you're going to do the old e-girlfriend way, I do have some thoughts as to how to spice it up.

1) Enough of the super sexy women. Yes, Chris wants to fuck sexy women. But does she have to look like some uber-model? The Wallflower was enough for him, why not something like that? 2) Stop poking at old wounds. I don't care how you found him, he'll be turned off if you go for Asperchu or Liquid Chris or something like that. 3) Be realistic as possible. Seriously, Chris is getting smart here - it's time to get smarter. Think up of something that hasn't been done, or at the very least, show that you're just as plain as he is.