User:LlorTroll

Chris Chan The Story (this is a story about Chris Chan and not all of it is true)

CHAPTER 1 The Phone call

One day in a shitty town called CWCville a man-child called Chris Chan was just waking up after wetting the bed. "Not again" Said Chris as he stood up out of his bed. Chris pulled all of his bedding off and took them down stairs and chucked them in the washing machine. Mum, some washing for you to do said Chris. "Ok" Said his mother. Chris goes back upstairs onto his computer and starts looking for paper to draw some Sonichu Comics which nobody really likes.

Meanwhile in a state not so far away a new troll that calls him self Ididapoo was calling Chris over the phone. Chris' phone stated to ring and the wild Snorlax answered the phone to the caller. "Who is it?" asked Chris' mom "Im Michel Snyder" said the troll. "What do you want him for?" Chris' mom "I want to talk to him about lifting his ban from THE GAME PLACE" "OK" said Chris'

After that short talk Barbara passes the phone to the man-child and said; "I'm off out Chris" said Barbara. The front door slams shut behind her fat arse.

"Hello Michel" said Chris. "I-- but Chris was interrupted by the troll. "I'm not Michel" said the troll. "WHO ARE YOU THEN!?" shouted Chris. "Ididapoo" replied the troll. "What do you want!" said Chris angrily. "I just wanna talk to ya" said the troll. "What do you want to talk to me about?" said Chris. "Your comic books, I think its genius, wait what am i talking about" said Ididapoo "They they suck!" The troll quickly hung up the phone. "SLADEROUS TROLL!!!" Bellowed Chris. at that moment the whole street shook and a few street lights fell down. People started to flock out of the houses to see what had just hapened. "What was that?" said a member of the public. "dunno" said another member of the public. at that moment Chris walked out of his house and looked at the people who just came out of their homes. Chris took a stance and yelled; "CURSE YE-AME-HA!" in a feeble attempt to get rid of the public. "What a man-child" said one of the public on top of his voice. The whole street roared with laughter as Chris started to walk back inside thinking he has cursed the people on his street. Chris decided to go into his room and make a new sign in hopes to get him a girlfriend. He wrote on the sign: seeking a boyfriend-free girl aged between 18 and 23 years old.

(to be continued) (if there are any grammar errors please correct them)