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::*Yeah but it works so well..... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 00:50, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | ::*Yeah but it works so well..... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 00:50, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | ||
:::*/me waits for a disturbingly Photoshopped version where this Magi-Gay is smoking weed and holding a crappily done homemade gun with a dead cop behind him... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:05, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | :::*/me waits for a disturbingly Photoshopped version where this Magi-Gay is smoking weed and holding a crappily done homemade gun with a dead cop behind him... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:05, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | ||
:*Looks to me like the face of a genuinely good man, someone who worked hard for twenty years to raise a family and support his below-average looking wife in a lower class suburban house. Then he finds out he's infertile and always has been; the wife's been cheating on him with Benny Chu the whole time. He hits the drink, he beats his wife, he gets fired... two days later he gets desperate and sucks a few dicks for a burger, fries and a small Sprite. Due to his unwashed and filthy appearance, he causes a scene in the Burger joint and the cops come. 'No, no!' he shouts, becoming violent. 'I won't go back! You can't make me go back to that whore!'. He pushes a cop. The cop tasers him, but | :*Looks to me like the face of a genuinely good man, someone who worked hard for twenty years to raise a family of three and support his below-average looking wife in a lower class suburban house. Then he finds out he's infertile and always has been; the wife's been cheating on him with Benny Chu the whole time. He hits the drink, he beats his wife, he gets fired... two days later he gets desperate and sucks a few dicks for a burger, fries and a small Sprite. Due to his unwashed and filthy appearance, he causes a scene in the Burger joint and the cops come. 'No, no!' he shouts, becoming violent. 'I won't go back! You can't make me go back to that whore!'. He pushes a cop. The cop tasers him, but he grits his teeth through the shock and manages to grab Officer Baggot's gun. In an alcoholic rage he plugs the cop. The McDonalds staff panic, scattering as Magi-chan fires indiscriminately over their heads. Before backup can arrive, Magi-chan slips out the back door. 'Why did that motherfucker name me after the girl baby on The Simpsons?' he moans, taking another swig of Jack. Revenge... it's time for bloody revenge. Magi goes to 14 Branchland Court, pushing open the door. A horrid stench greets him, eminating from the bloated mockery of what once was a human woman. Peeling back the rolls of fat that cover her eyes she asks, 'Can I help you, little girl?' | ||
Freeze. This picture is | Freeze. This picture is Magi-chan's face right at that exact moment. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | ||
*That is the most hilarious thing you have ever said. Good job! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:46, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | *That is the most hilarious thing you have ever said. Good job! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:46, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | ||
*My God. This is glorious. Someone get this man a one-way trip to China. [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:52, 30 July 2010 (EST) | |||
:*For your edification. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:15, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | |||
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Oh God. Please tell me there is some way to use this is the main article? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:52, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | |||
:[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Garage%20Gun This is the type of gun I described, not a common handgun.] Nevertheless, still an awesome image. Just imagine it: Magi-Fag, threatening Chris and his mom with a homemade gun as reliable as Arnie is with Californian wildfires. Yeah, it's THAT squick. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:35, 31 July 2010 (UTC) | |||
Latest revision as of 12:35, 31 July 2010
If this doesn't prove that Magi-Chan is gay then I don't know what will. --Edward 23:33, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
- Looks more like a psychopathic drug addict with issues on the run after shooting a cop with a garage gun. --Eniggy 00:02, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- That is an oddly specific example. --Edward 00:06, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah but it works so well..... --Caboose -1 00:50, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- /me waits for a disturbingly Photoshopped version where this Magi-Gay is smoking weed and holding a crappily done homemade gun with a dead cop behind him... --Eniggy 01:05, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- Looks to me like the face of a genuinely good man, someone who worked hard for twenty years to raise a family of three and support his below-average looking wife in a lower class suburban house. Then he finds out he's infertile and always has been; the wife's been cheating on him with Benny Chu the whole time. He hits the drink, he beats his wife, he gets fired... two days later he gets desperate and sucks a few dicks for a burger, fries and a small Sprite. Due to his unwashed and filthy appearance, he causes a scene in the Burger joint and the cops come. 'No, no!' he shouts, becoming violent. 'I won't go back! You can't make me go back to that whore!'. He pushes a cop. The cop tasers him, but he grits his teeth through the shock and manages to grab Officer Baggot's gun. In an alcoholic rage he plugs the cop. The McDonalds staff panic, scattering as Magi-chan fires indiscriminately over their heads. Before backup can arrive, Magi-chan slips out the back door. 'Why did that motherfucker name me after the girl baby on The Simpsons?' he moans, taking another swig of Jack. Revenge... it's time for bloody revenge. Magi goes to 14 Branchland Court, pushing open the door. A horrid stench greets him, eminating from the bloated mockery of what once was a human woman. Peeling back the rolls of fat that cover her eyes she asks, 'Can I help you, little girl?'
Freeze. This picture is Magi-chan's face right at that exact moment. --Ronichu 02:25, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- That is the most hilarious thing you have ever said. Good job! --Edward 02:46, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- My God. This is glorious. Someone get this man a one-way trip to China. CypherFDP 11:52, 30 July 2010 (EST)
- For your edification. --Ronichu 07:15, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh God. Please tell me there is some way to use this is the main article? --Edward 13:52, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
- This is the type of gun I described, not a common handgun. Nevertheless, still an awesome image. Just imagine it: Magi-Fag, threatening Chris and his mom with a homemade gun as reliable as Arnie is with Californian wildfires. Yeah, it's THAT squick. --Eniggy 17:35, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
