Talk:ToJackie

Umm Yeah from 2:10, I was fucking scared for my life after that vid. It's a shame that Chris will never find a "Real" woman that will love him for who he is. Also I'm not transcribing this shit I'm too creeped out ShinGokuIAM 10:48, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

I just transcribed this. You really need to watch the video to see how frightening his face is. Then again, he's HFA, so he's willing on fabricating any emotion necessary to get sex. --Uhh… this is Riley Martin. ^{O-Qua Tangin Wann} 10:56, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Gahh! I looked! Fucking hell, I looked into the eyes of insanity! *vomits* Fuck, my chicken nuggets! Gahh... Seriusly, this batch almost had me thinking Chris had jumped the shark (that comic #10 remake...zzzzzzZZzzzz...), and then this video at the end. Real horroshow. SO! From this video, we can infer some things: Chris has still yet to actually physcially meet Jackie, and Chris latest compuslion is transgender in nature. Seriously, what did he think he was gonna acheive with that "feel eachother up" stuff? We can add some lines about Chris and doublestandards on Dyke China, women's rights. Also, Chris is unable of being empathic, and thus, incapable of telling what girls are feeling; Like the other "don't leave me" ect videos, these are usually done after the "heartsweet" (troll) starts tearing into Chris for not doing enough things (and in the case of the one exception (Megan), when she told him to back the fuck off).--Xavier orona 22:27, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Transgender? There's no way in heck Chris has anything resembling gender dysphoria. - LucidFox 08:38, 1 November 2010 (PDT)

Sooooo.....yeah, do we add jackie to the "past" part of the sweethearts template?--CaseHa 17:27, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Jackie probably didn't break up with Chris, just perhaps expressed some concerns. --Anonymax 17:54, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Wish we could get a better look at that bible, but from the blur we see, it's safe to say it's probably old, but still pristine condition.--Xavier orona 22:15, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

It's not even a goddamn bible. It looks like an old PSX video game box or something.--Herpderpflerp 00:01, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

I wonder if he actually has any idea how serious swearing on a bible really is. Granted, I know many people who don't take the book seriously, but I think Chris misses the point that doing so constitutes an oath with perceived repercussions for breaking it. --Spoonman 02:44, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Bible

Athiestfag here, but I have a friend who has a bible with silvery page corners, so when you look at it from the side it looks silver. He could have something similar. Look at the frame below. Looks to me like it's got a spine (on the right) and pages (based on the image gradient towards the bottom of the object). I duno lul

Freecell 04:33, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

When i First saw it i thought it was a stack of PS3 games, it could be a book, but looking at the light reflection it's either a nice bible with silver lined pages (unlikely), or something wrapped up in plastic, a unopened DVD box set perhaps?--CaseHa 10:00, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

If it were a stack, would it really have a straight side like that? He picked it up/was holding it pretty sloppily, so I don't imagine it would stay so organised. It might not be a bible, but whatever it is, it looks to me like it's one object. Freecell 13:08, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

In the video CWC with Bible - Leviticus, I think we can see the bible he's holding is golden on the corners and got a soft cover. So, how can he hit it as a hard cover book? Why the pages are silvery? Why we see so little of it since it's always out of the camera's angle? I think this is a vulgar plastic box and that Chris is lying to us. Griffintown 15:22, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Looking at that video, the gold effect could have been created by the horrible quality of his camera. It would be nice if it were just a game, but evidence doesn't point to it. CaseHa said it might be wrapped in plastic, but if you look at this second image (below), you'll see that the cover is not reflective. The cover also appears to be blue/purple/whatever, which is common with bibles. This is a bible, guys.

Freecell 06:18, 1 November 2010 (PDT)

Either way, bible or games, probably never fucking opened.--Xavier orona 11:18, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

It's also entirely possible that he owns more than one Bible, so the idea that it doesn't match the Leviticus video may not matter. I'm not Christian and even I own a Bible, a gift from my Lutheran mother. Plus, a simple Bible isn't that expensive; I've seen that at the dollar store with foil-gilded edges for about $5-$10, which would give the silvery effect of a silver-gilded Bible. In person it's visibly not as nice as a book with real silver gilding, but considering the video quality, it'd probably tape about the same. BubblegumPinkButler 11:40, 1 November 2010 (PDT)

That is absolutely not a Bible or a book of any sort. It's a box, something like an old-school computer game box. You can see the bottom part of the box (white) where it doesn't fit all the way into the cover, there's a silver sticker on the lower left of the "spine" (which is where they'd identify the computer type/OS) and when he hits it, it makes a hollow banging sound that you'd only get from a partially-empty cardboard box. Kazmeyer 00:31, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

The sound he makes when he hits it is the sound of hitting a soft-cover. Seriously, go try yourself. Also, stickers exist on books like all the time. ISBN or a bookstore-specific barcode. A sticker means nothing. Also, I present another picture. This one's actually decent. Looking at it, you can clearly see two things. One, I was wrong about the spine: It's just a crease or a lighting thing. Two, you can see the front AND back covers. The back cover is bent slightly, as this is a soft-cover bible. Show me any "old-school computer game box" that does that. Either there's some weird silvery band and a cover taped to an old game box which just happens to resemble a bible, or he found a bible. Why is it so hard to believe that he actually is holding the thing he says he's holding?

Freecell 02:01, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

Because it doesn't look, sound, or behave like a softcover book in any way. If you watch the video in motion and don't just take a screencap, you see both of the "sides" facing the camera are half-silver and half-black; show me any book with pages colored in that way. If Chris was holding a softcover book in that manner, the pages would be fanned and the back cover would actually be bent. When he slaps it, the sound is hollow, not the sound you would get from a book as dense as a Bible. In your screencap, you can see the bottom half of the box clearly, the white line sticking out from where it's not overlapped by the top half of the box. Ain't a Bible. Kazmeyer 03:34, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

Just to clarify - watch the corner closest to the camera when the box comes into shot. The silver "sticker" wraps around from the right side to the front. The only way that could possibly work was if it's a box top and not a book; it's a solid piece of cardboard. If that was a book, you wouldn't be able to open it. Kazmeyer 03:54, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

Jesus fucking christ you guys. Can't we just say this is a bible and move on? God damn. -- Clyde 08:33, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

I know this debate is well argued, but I thought that I'd say something to clear up a possibility. My grandmother has this bible that comes in a box type object that she was given by her church for free. She takes it out when she uses it and puts it back into the box when it's done. On this last image (above my writing) you can kind of see a dark colored box with a white under box/bottom to it. So the dark cover goes on top of the light bottom. It's possible he got a similar bible box from his church for free because he wouldn't want to spend money on something he's not really going to read or use...though I suppose that hasn't stopped his spending before. He grabbed it awfully quick though, which would seem that either 1) he had this video and swearing on the bible planned so he had it ready 2) or this really isn't a bible and just something he found randomly on the cluttered floor. --4Macie 07:15, 2 January 2011 (PST) (sorry almost forgot to sign)

So it's either a bible or it's a random box. Well that clears it up. Freecell 10:45, 2 January 2011 (PST)

• So, after some looking, lurking, and random access memory... CWC_with_Bible_-_Leviticus and To_Clyde_Gregg show Chris with the same item, referring to it as a bible, and in the Bible Leviticus one, Chris has the Bible resting on that box, using it like a mini table as he reads. --4Macie 18:45, 12 February 2012 (PST)