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-Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:
--We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
--We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
--I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
--I'm fat too, but at least I find close that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
--We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
--apparently if Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together. I never saw her. It's a very tiny school, and this makes me wonder if she exists as a real person or a troll.
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