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-== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==
--We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
--We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
--I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
--I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
--We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
-- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.
--Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.
-== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
-I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.
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-Finally, I'm leaving this here because I love evian:
-{{Naive}}
-[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
-[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
-[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
-[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

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