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-== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==
--We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
--We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
--I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
--I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
--We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
-- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.
--Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.
--I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.
-== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==
-[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2hudnfT21qdf6w8o1_500.gif]
-Holiday, celebrate.
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-{{Naive}}
-[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
-[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
-[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
-[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

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