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The '''GameStop Assault''' video is a short clip captured by a Tumblr user in which Chris, sporting full [[tomgirl]] regalia, throws away any pity points he may have earned among [[white knights]] by breaking three seperate laws in one visit to his local GameStop. Captured on December 27th, 2014, the video<ref>https://videobin.org/+8ev/b90.html</ref> shows Chris loudly requesting that the store's employees not bother with calling [[jerkops|anyone]], presumably to have him forcefully ejected from the premises. Strutting confidently out of the store, Chris pepper-sprays an innocent employee, who understandably reacts with an expression of both horror and confusion. Chris supposedly intended to deface a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] display at the store; it is not clear whether or not he succeeded, or if the employees at the store recognised him as the Chris-chan they know and previously refused to tolerate.
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True to [[Chris and fashion|form]], Chris is dressed like a rainbow of fail - his outfit consists of novelty purple [[My Little Pony]] toy glasses, [[Manchester High]] hoodie, blue denim shorts, purple leggings, a [[hair]]band and what appear to be light-brown Ugg boots. Note that the ill-fitting Manchester High hoodie seems to be a firm favourite in Chris's tomgirl wardrobe, as it is also seen in the [[I Love You, Catherine]] video.
 
 
==Spray and Aftermath==
According to a troll<ref name=forum>https://archive.today/KbrlM</ref>, the substance sprayed on the hapless employee was indeed mace, or a derivative thereof. A followup call from a [[4chan]] troll<ref name=forum /> revealed that the employee will be pressing charges, in a development remarkably similar to the events of [[28 October 2011]]. If the claims by the troll are indeed true, it is likely that Chris will be facing potentially a financially destabilizing year in 2015.
 
==Transcript==
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*'''Chris''': [[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody]]
*''Chris sashays out of the store. Unintelligible background noise from other customers''
*''Chris sprays a yellow-shirted employee''
*'''Employee''':Whoa. Hey!
 
==References==
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