Talk:Chris humps his PS3

And to think if he really wanted to change his image, he would be done with doing stuff like that. --SD70ACe 07:44, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

Honor roll my ass

360 / 2 = 120!?!11bacon?!!?@2? Good job public education system.

• Don't be so quick to judge, it could also be 130. God, how did he even pass his classes? I mean, other than sympathy/trying to avoid a law suit for kick the autistic. --LizardPie 08:47, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

Other info gained from this

I'm wondering if there should be a note added to this about how Chris was both out of breath by 2 minutes and unable to stand, how the hell does he think hes going to be able to maintain speed during sex? Akira Takizawa 12:20, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

• Also Chris raping solid inanimate objects may be the reason his dick has that fucked up bend in it. J1mbo 02:39, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

• • And I think the PS3 is like, 11 pounds or something? His arms are so weak that he can't even hold 11 pounds without them hurting or getting tired. Sauerkraut131 07:57, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

I dunno about this one, guys...

He was "black mailed" into doing this.

This is as lulzy as getting as someone giving a blowjob at gunpoint is sexy. (It isn't!) --this was posted by Gwonam, who needs to learn to sign their posts

• The thing is, at gunpoint, your life is at stake. All that was at stake here were Chris's foreign PS3 accounts. Chris apparently places more value on his foreign PS3 accounts than he does his dignity. --Champthom 06:26, 1 August 2009 (CEST)
• OP here. Good point, Champthom. --this was posted by Gwonam, who needs to learn to sign their posts
  • I never find these things funny the first time. It's always during a retrospective that things become funny. Clydec 01:53, 29 September 2009 (CEST)
    • And now that I think about it. Everything he got off those accounts were free except his japanese account which he spent some yen. also this is the OFFICIAL AND ORIGINAL title from the original file i got. Clydec 06:41, 7 November 2009 (CET)
      • Didn't he buy Japanese prepaid credit cards off eBay at inflated prices to get them, too? --Anaconda 08:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)

Thaddeus

It states that Jack Thaddeus deleted the account after this incident anyway. What was Chris' response to this? Is there a video or an email?--AIDSandstuff 03:51, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Number of Humps

I'm not sure what bothers me most:

• Did somebody actually count? If so, ye gods...
• If instead this was calculated based on a smaller sampling (avg. humps/sec over 30 s), then it's way too precise, and such calculation should be noted.
• I noticed this and spent more than 9000 milliseconds thinking about it.

Dude 21:20, 5 September 2011 (PDT)

Hello, I'm the one who did the initial hump count, and I think the 'fuck' and 'damn' count. This had to have been over four or five years ago so I can't remember. But yes, I did actually count the humps that were going on which explains the exact nature of the count. I was around 17 years old at the time and had no job or responsibilities (or, you could argue; a life).

I hope, three years later, this mystery is solved for you. Also, whoever added the 'Rank S' picture: I laughed my ass off.

McPixel Reference

There is a game called McPixel, where the character humps a PS3. I asked the creator if it was a Chris-chan reference, and he said yes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srX2I0iYmcQ). Don't know if its significant or not, so I thought I'd let the higher ups know. demendred