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(Apparently, Alan was born in Scotland and since moved to England. Further revisions may come as I go through his Farms thread.)
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{{quote|England needs more cuties like [[Jacob Sockness|@Too_Sexy4CWC]].|Alan Christopher}}
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[[File:GoFund.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Ganly's fundraiser for Chris: the former thinks the money will bring him to London and [[Miyamoto Saga|Tokyo]], while the latter has [[My Little Pony|other designs]] for it.]]
{{infobox
| title = Alan Christopher
| image = [[Image:Alan.JPG]]
|header1  = Information
|label1  = Name
|data1    = Alan Christopher Ganly
|label2  = Also known as
|data2  = Hulkerine
|label3  = Date of Birth
|data3    = 1 April 1983 (age {{age|1983|4|1}})
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Male([[Tomgirl|?]]) <!--- Preference to be called in the plural number and Farm speculation makes it possible Alan is a troon; further research necessary to find the sex God and the bear gave him -->
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = Scotch<ref>[[:File:AlanBio.jpg]]</ref>
|label6  = Race
|data6    = White
|label7  = Religion
|data7    = [[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Chris worship]]
}}
 
'''Alan Christopher Ganly''' (usually just known as '''Alan Christopher''') is a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scot]] living in England and a professed believer in the [[Dimensional Merge]], who has made it his life's mission to spread Chris's [[autism|wonder]] throughout the known world. He first appeared in [[September 2019]] as one of several [[weens]] on the sidelines encouraging [[Jacob Sockness]]'s ill-fated journey to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], expressing [[Sex|love]] towards Sockness much as Sockness would to Chris. Alan goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that he wants to make Chris's life an international affair. He has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit his home country, and has set up [[Chris and money|fundraisers]] in vain for this purpose,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the [[United States]] and has virtually no [[PandaHalo|authentic]] [[Julie|experience]] with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate. Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,<ref>[[February 2019 social media posts#Chris Fills Out A Survey]]</ref> this would not be what led Chris to notice him or advertise his £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris [[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|re-tweeted]] the campaign on 6 [[October 2019]], claiming the money [[Chris and his Ego|was supposed]] to take care of his expenses for [[April 2020|BABSCon]].
 
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