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Twas the night before CWCmas, and in the house and the yard<br>
On the day of love and romance,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a tard.<br>
Hearts and cupids fly around.
The fapcups were hung by the chimney with care,<br>
The arrow of cupid hits a man,
In hopes that Sonichu soon would be there.
And that man falls head over heels for a pretty gal.
 
Cards and candy go hand-to-hand,
The autist was slumbering all snug in his bed,<br>
Expressing the thoughts of love put in the poem.
While visions of free china danced in his head.<br>
Kisses are shared and fireworks are blown,
And snorlax in her thong, and me in my mask,<br>
The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July.
Had settled for drunk anal sex, and rum from a flask.
On a [[Dating|date]], the man could not pay the bill,
 
So his date slammed her door in his face.
When out on the lawn there arose such a commotion,<br>
Red and Pink are the hearty colors,
I pulled myself out of Barb (though i needed some lube lotion).<br>
Because that's how the hearts were originally drawn.
Heading to the window I quickly fell over some junk,<br>
The man's coat over a puddle,
Flew out of the window, to find I was covered in spunk.
The maiden walks,
 
Then the man trips and pays the laundry bill.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen cum<br>
Under the moonlight,
Let me see how much there was, I could even have swum.<br>
The couples of the world kiss,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,<br>
But unfortunately for few,
But a hundred naked trolls, and many kegs of beer.
They are [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by their parents]].</poem>|[[Valentines Day Hymn]], 2000}}
 
With a pickle clad leader, dick big as a canoe,<br>
I knew in a moment it must be Michael Snyder the Jew.<br>
More rapid than weens his minions they came,<br>
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
 
"Now Mao! now, Billy! now, Bluespike and Alec!<br>
On, Liquid! On, Jack! on, Jason and Surfshack!<br>
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!<br>
Now fap away! fap away! fap away all!"
 
As a pedoforks last fap before being shived with a shank,<br>
The trolls increased their vigor as they continued to wank<br>
Soon up to the house-top the Trolls they spewed,<br>
Over the Kegs full of beer, and over me too!
 
And then, in a moment, I saw on the shed<br>
The prancing of a transsexual, as it skinned a dog which was dead.<br>
I lumbered back inside, and was turning around,<br>
When down the stairs Clyde Cash came in with a bound.
 
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot,<br>
his clothes were all tarnished with feces and troll-loot.<br>
A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,<br>
And I noticed he had stashed the relics of fail in a sack.
 
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!<br>
He was so fucking hot, I would have let him pop my cherry!<br>
His orange little mouth was drawn up like a bow,<br>
And as he unfurled the autism papers, he whispered he had much he would show.
 
The stump of a joint he placed between my teeth,<br>
And the smoke it billowed filled me with happy relief.<br>
He had an dark tan face and glorious guido hair,<br>
That made me laugh like a sperg, but then I heard Chris bellow and swear!
 
He was obese and oily, a right hideous old schmuck,<br>
And I laughed when I saw him (though I was high as fuck)<br>
But the clench of his teeth and the word "faggot" writ on head,<br>
Let me know I had an imminent pants shitting to dread.
 
Clyde spoke Not a word, but went straight to his work,<br>
filled Chris's eyes with mace, then pimp slapped him with a jerk.<br>
And as the manchild covered me with his feculant blight,<br>
Clyde gave me a nod, and he whispered "good night"!
 
He sprang to his van, to his team gave a shout,<br>
And away they all flew, Snyder still cumming all about<br>
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove far, far away,<br>
"Happy CWCmas to all, and to Chris Chan, JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
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Latest revision as of 15:02, 13 February 2026

“

On the day of love and romance,
Hearts and cupids fly around.
The arrow of cupid hits a man,
And that man falls head over heels for a pretty gal.
Cards and candy go hand-to-hand,
Expressing the thoughts of love put in the poem.
Kisses are shared and fireworks are blown,
The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July.
On a date, the man could not pay the bill,
So his date slammed her door in his face.
Red and Pink are the hearty colors,
Because that's how the hearts were originally drawn.
The man's coat over a puddle,
The maiden walks,
Then the man trips and pays the laundry bill.
Under the moonlight,
The couples of the world kiss,
But unfortunately for few,
They are interrupted by their parents.

”
Valentines Day Hymn, 2000


Usage

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from Chris, or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable. Also, this is a wiki - PLEASE WIKIFY (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.

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