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#REDIRECT [[Love Quest]]
[[Image:Fuck quest large.png|thumb|right|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]
<center>{{Ongoing}}</center>
"Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]], devoted to a pretense of finding a TRUE [[sweetheart]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] so he may have a mother for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris is cutting the BS, simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive.
 
==Desperation showing==
 
Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.
 
For those [[trolls]] who eagerly await for Chris to return to the Internet, they need only remember that Chris will eventually grow impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of [[boyfriend-free girls]] that want to become his true [[sweetheart]].
 
Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl|women]] to come down and meet him.
 
==Has it worked?==
 
No.
 
==See Also==
*[[Love Quest]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]
*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]
==References==
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