User:VanKrause/Verbose CWCisms

Title speaks for itself. Basically verbose versions of various CWCisms. Please feel free to edit this page and add your own.

• I like Dykes! Dykes! CHINA!! - I simply must voice more than once, my fancy for females who are sexually attracted to other females. I am also quite fond of the area of the female reproductive system where the phallus is inserted, known as the vagina.

• Hey guys whats DA UPDATE - Hail chums, might I inquire about what may be occuring at the present time?

• Virgin with rage - I, having not yet felt the calming touch of a woman, boil over with the most puissant anger that a man may feel

• Fuzzy wuzzies / Prickly wicklies - Visit kindness to your brother and receive kindness in kind; raise your hand in anger and feel your brother raise an angry hand in turn.

• Curse-ye-ha-me-ha! - MAY ALL YOUR SONS, AND THEIR SONS AFTER THEM, ON THEIR TWENTY-SIXTH BIRTHDAY, BECOME QUEEEEEEEER!

• Sub-episode - An aside of some length in which I dramatize the frustrations and trials of my daily life

• Sweetheart from the Ground-Up - A fine young lady whom I have known from the earliest of friendships through the sly dance of courtship to the delights of engagement to the glorious day of our betrothal. alt. A female facsimile I have crafted from these attractive corpses.

• DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS - Soiled and stained undergarments that are usually worn under my trousers.

• Pickle - A cucumber that has been pickled in brine that takes the appearance of a phallus.