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-'''Jerkop Punislav''' is the official police cruiser/[[Samurai Pizza Bots|decepti-clone]] Of the [[Jerkop|Jerk Operation Squa ]]. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chrissy can only [[Transformers|replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain]].
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-[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|thumb|right|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]The Punislav was most likely created because [[Chris and the Law|Chris got one too many speeding tickets]], so he decided to pretend all Virginia State Troopers were all big, mean robots out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the [[slow-in-the-minds|noble residents of Virginia]] from Christian's shitty driving. [[Image:PunislavCWC.jpg|thumb|left|A Punislave rapes Christian in the upcoming Sonichu movie]]
-Punislave is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
-All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/grey color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to cut down his internet.
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