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[[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was introduced in [[Sub-Episode 7]], wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading [[jerkop|jerkops]]. In the version posted on [[CWCipedia]], Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail to look slightly less retarded:
#REDIRECT [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]
 
[[Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|center]]
 
It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw of Fail is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth...
 
'''1> ''Is his mouth wide open?''''' 
:If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it, unless you have lungs able to generate vacuum.
 
'''2> ''Has he drawn himself with massive [[niggo]] lips?''''' 
:Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that he's wearing lipstick now.
 
Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.
 
==Gallery==
 
<center><gallery>
Image:Straw.jpg|Like father, like son.
Image:SWEETHEARTS.jpeg|GENTLEMEN.
Image:Slurp1.png|Slurp.
Image:Slurp2.jpg|SLURP!
Image:PVCC_44.png|
Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|It's true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.
Image:RobotnikStraw of Fail.jpg|Possible inspiration?
Image:Asperstraw.png|[[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]] variant.
</gallery></center>
 
==See also==
 
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]
*[[Chris and Art]]
 
{{Relics of Fail}}
 
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

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