Talk:Mailbag 43

Oh cool. my letter on blasphemy made the cut. I kind of doubt I'll get a decent response though. It's a little too long.--Beat 05:13, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

And he deleted it. Chris sucks.--Beat 13:44, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

It's probably a little much to assume I altered the dialouge Chris was gonna write, but the last batch of pages seem to have Chris's answer to my question. And that answer is "Nuh-Uhhh!" That's just awesome.--Beat 21:37, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Someone else handle this one.

Seriously. There's only so much I can take. I don't even wanna read this garbage. I'm going to bed.--Beat 06:28, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

• Done and done. Rest easy, man. You've done good.--Blazer 06:36, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

• Thank you man. For some reason, the letters in this mailbag really creeped me out. Then I got to the Simonchu one, and just said that's it I'm done.--Beat 13:44, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Grip on reality

Chris once said that he didn't need to speak for Sonichu and Rosechu, they could "Speak for themselves" Now he's saying he doesn't blame Alec's characters, just their creator, and that Simonchu hates Evan, and is going to leave him for Chris.

I'm thinking Chris considers all Sonichus (from him or anyone else) to be very, very real, with their individual hopes and dreams and desires. Granted he's Chris, so they all have the exact same hopes dreams and desires as him. That's why they always succeed in whatever they do so easily, and why he's retconning the shit out of other people's work, and why there's no conflict at all in the comic. In Chris's mind it is his moral obligation to ensure that all his little people are happy.--Beat 15:39, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Chris Hypocrisy Moment No. 829854: In the Asperchu he bitched about how he knew more about his characters than ABL, whereas when confronted with the actual creator of Simonchu he claims he knows Simonchu better than him. Damnation... EnsignDisposable 15:52, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

• The response to Evan that Chris wrote reads like it was written by a 6 year old. This whole Asperchu conflict is like watching kids play cowboys and Indians. You know how you'd pretend to shoot your friend, but then he'd always say "NUH UH YOU MISSED!". Chris is that fucking kid, and no matter how hard you try Chris is always going to stick is fingers in his ears and scream "LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" and go on pretending nothing happened. Killyouareself 20:21, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

• His response to Evan is really weird considering this response a bit further up the page: "It is a cartoon; it is not like I can summon him into Real Life and use the Chaotic Crystal Power to cure my Mental Block for Real." --Kwippleton 20:32, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

• There's also the "Great Director Chandler" line that I find quite disturbing. Where this came from? Is there a new twist in his Hubris or he just pulled it out to appear intimidating? The term also sounds fascist to me. After all "Director" and "Chancellor" rime quite nicely. Griffintown 20:45, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

• I actually misread it as "Great Dictator Chandler" at first.--Beat 21:12, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Fan art potential! Plus, you should see the Simonchu Special Evan just posted in response to all this! --CWCAttack 21:23, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
    • At this point, we can safely call it "Fan Service"! Griffintown 21:58, 21 January 2010 (UTC)