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The '''Basement Rosechus''' are four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]]. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[Cwcville]].
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In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment rather than any sort of personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of Cwcville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.
 
==The Forsaken==
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===Brit-Tay Rosechu===
 
Essentially the [[Rosechu|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for strutting around in slutty clothes, but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearence. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.
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===Bride Rosechu===
 
A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently bethroved to [[Asperchu]] but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an [[Angelica]] clone if this sort of accusation of unoriginality weren't redundant by now.
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===Moe Rosechu===
A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes.
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===Mary Rosechu===
A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath.
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