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In [[March 2009]], [[Chris]] went on his first, and only date ever with a [[troll]] called [[Emily]]. For posterity's sake, the event was recorded, and is now presented in text format for your enjoyment, here.
#REDIRECT [[Date with Emily]]
 
The voices heard in the recording are that of an elite crack team of courageous trolls and trollettes.
 
==Cast==
 
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> A whiz kid, his high-tech know-how keeps the group online.
 
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> "Emily's friend", her mission is to capture video of the event.
 
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Queen of trolls, she risks both life and limb on a plunge into the heart of darkness.
 
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Brave and daring hero, he protects Emily from certain peril.
 
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Misshapen manchild, his disgusting nature seeps into the very recording of his voice.
 
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], the proud Internet lumberjack, yet also slave to the manchild.
 
==Transcript==
 
Throughout the recording, a mall full of shoppers produces a background din.
 
===Prelude (00:00 - 03:12)===
 
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Okay… lock it?<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Okay--<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Are you wearing a thong? With a--<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> That better be fuckin' ''tight''.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> It's tight.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> That may pop out while you're walking around, while you're like--<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I should be like--<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Or a robotic vagina.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Say "It's my vibrator."<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> It's one of those things that you see taped to those-- those hentai--<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Well, the thing is, Chris-- he [unintelligible (but clearly imitating Chris's voice)]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs''] Ungh, ungh, ungh, ungh!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Okay, if he get's, like, ''way'' too close to me, I'm just gonna be like-- get my chair farther away.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> I really like your [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [''laughs''] Maybe Barb-- Barbara can come.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Apparently, she doesn't leave the house anymore.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> No, I'm just [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> There-- there are Barb candidates ''everywhere''.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> No, no, no, no, no, no. But-- but in all actuality, there should be no Barb; if there ''is'' Barb, I will shit myself.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> If there is Barb, we're-- we're done.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> We're not showing up.<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> "You brought your mommy?"<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I should be like, "No – just put that shit in the bag, and we're not doing anything today."<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That's it.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> And you can call him and be like "You owe me a ''dire'' apology, and you're the… jack-off--"<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No – I'm sure I'm gonna yell at him, and make him ''cry''.<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> And I'm gonna be like "Oh – I live in Clyde's playboy mansion now." [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> No – even better!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> [aside] I'm waiting.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> I'm ''part'' of Clyde's playboy mansion.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> I'm the janitor.<br>
[''all laugh loudly'']<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Okay – let's go see if he's there.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> ''You'' go see if he's there.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''No!'' 'Cause-- 'cause it's--<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible (but about "a girl")]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> 'Cause I'm gonna make it like an entrance, like… ''"Hiii!"''<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Did he say where [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No. Like, he wants to be-- he wants to meet in front of Chick-Fil-A, so…<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Figures! But the ''general'' idea would be you park near where you wanna… go.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''chuckles'']<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> What if that [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> [aside] [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Do you see those pile of balloons right there? Swear to God: it looks like a penis.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> The balloons. Right here.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh… [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> It's a fuckin' penis.<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Nope.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, okay.<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''sighs'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> [''sighs'']<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> There's that ugly bitch that looks like Hamster Girl… at Starbucks.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''chuckles'']<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> She ''looks'' like Hamster Girl.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> ''Which'' one looks like Hamster Girl?<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Right there. The only one that you can see working?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Oh – over at Starbucks? You should see her with that hair off.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> No, no, no. She looks like Hamster Girl. [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> I'm telling you: you should see her with that hair off!<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Oh – she don't have no hair?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Um…<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Oh – she has a fake--<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> She has fake hair, or… she has no hair… or the hair back like this.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> Well, yeah – I knew that.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> I was gonna say: I don't-- I guess she dyed her hair blond. 'Cause I remember seeing her with some ugly, strange-colored hair.
 
===Target Acquired (03:13 - 04:43)===
 
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> There he is!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [startled] What?<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> [unintelligible (but about "a jacket")]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh my God!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [jokingly] Eject! Oh my God!<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> Is your [inaudible] on? [unintelligible (but clearly about "a jacket" again)] Are you ready?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah – I'm ready. [''laughs nervously''] This is gonna be my best acting moment ever.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> He can't see my face before I suit up.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah – go, like, look, 'cause he has to get down first.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#000099">'''Frosty:'''</font> He'll realize later: that's what it was.<br>
<font color="#FF6EC7">'''Camwhore:'''</font> I don't feel bad.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Okay.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Hopefully, he, like, won't come, like, around and-- [inaudibly interrupted] Huh? I don't have my phone.<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh my God…<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> If this goes all smoothly, I should get, like…<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible] Where do I sit… to, like, watch [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Um, there's some ''benches'', like… by the tables. [abruptly] Oh! Oh! Oh, no.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Okay – there's some benches, like, ''nearby''…<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Yeah?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Um, just sit and watch him [unintelligible] you need to go change or whatever.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Okay. Well, I-- I started the-- I [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Okay. I'll [inaudible]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''exhales loudly''] Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Or just, like… kinda walk around and see if you can… see us.
 
===The Green Mile (04:44 - 05:19)===
 
Nothing but Emily's footfalls can be heard as she marches off to meet the manchild.
 
===Meet the Parent (05:20 - 07:17)===
 
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''Hi!''<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello! Emily?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah! I'm Emily. So nice to meet you!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Emily. This is my father, Robert.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Hello.<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I've started shopping a little bit.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> That's alright.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You're from West Virgina?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah… I used to live here for a while, but then, I--<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [abruptly] Hey!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> But then, I moved to--<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Cute hat!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah – I thought you might like it.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''laughs contentedly'']<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You go to school over there?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah – University of West Virginia. My friend, uh, wanted to go to school there, and she's my best friend, so I have to… go with her everywhere! [''laughs nervously'']<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> That sounds like the best way to do things!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Hey, Emily – you mind, uh, a photo of you and me together?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Sure!<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> What are you taking?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm doing journalism.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> What?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''Journalism.''<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Journalism?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Ah! You wanna be a writer!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah! [''giggles''] I did a lot--<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> He has a… [[Cole Smithey|''half-brother'']] who's-- who lives in New York City… and, uh, does ''freelance'' writing and show reviews and things… for newspapers and magazines.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Is it-- does he love it?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I ''guess''.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''giggles again'']<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I haven't talked to him in years…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah…<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I can't this dang camera to work!<br>
[pause]<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah – that's-- I worked at, uh-- I'm an engineer… and engineers never learn how to spell.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs politely'']<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I think very logically, but I--<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Shoot! I got bad batteries in the camera.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [disappointed] Oh…<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> If I would-- if I would ''write'' anything, half the words would be phonetically rather than the way we're… ''supposed'' to do.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I got along fine… writing stuff… on my ''word'' processor… when I had a ''spell'' checker.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Without that, I'm [unintelligible (but clearly self-deprecating)] [''laughs heartily'']<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Did you like doing engineering?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Well… I-- I had a real ''u-''nique situation…<br>
[pause]
 
===About Bob (07:18 - 16:45)===
 
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Look, uh... I'ma-I'm really old<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *laughs nervously*<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Okay, so- cause I'm 81 and I came along before transistors.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nods attentively* mm-hmm?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> (inaudible)the stuff we had now, but even before then. This is when we had vacuum tubes. And I uh... got drafted after World War II. That's how old-but uh... They put me in the Signal Corps and they knew things I didn't know. They taught me how to install valve systems and switchboard and telephone (Inaudible). So I found out, yeah, I'm pretty good at that. So when I got out.. course that was in 1947... found out now- I know we had a deflation economy, I didn't know it then- Couldn't get a job, So I thought "Well, I got the G.I. Bill. I'll go to school."<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, now it's really hard to become an engineer<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Eh, now ya- I, uh- I went to a State Union College(?) to start with cause I had the philosophy, that if I went to a big school I'd be just... swallowed up<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> So I went to a small school and took Pre-Engineering for two years and that was the best thing I ever did. Cause I wound up... well- I got through my two years of Pre-Engineering in small classes.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nods attentively* mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And also I loved music, and I was in this band and everything. And I got the chance to learn a lot about music while I was there. And then I went to Alburn and it was- talk about getting swallowed up<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *Laughs Nervously*<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Then- At that time Alburn, which now has like thirty thousand students, or something. Alburn had about five thousand students. I got my engineering degree. And then when I got out, I said: "I'll, uh, I can do anything with relays and telephones and valve systems, and (another item, indistinct). I'm gonna work for Western Electric;-"<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *interjecting her agreement* mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> "That seems logical...(cut off by Chris).<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *Interrupting, yet again* Yeah! Hey! No, you listen to my father. Because he's something; Because I get some of my intelligence from him.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Especially my tend-o-logical *phonetic spelling* intelligence.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>*Ignoring Chris' comments* But anyway, I, uh, I went to work for them for forty years, and, uh, at that point in time... (Pause) uh, This is even before the (indistinct), the I.C.B-(Emily laughs again, drowning him out). Before the Korean War, and, uh, but, I-I found out they were building radar systems. Well that was fine, but I thought they had lots of available money, and they wanted to automatic (indistinct). At that time, nothing was automatic. They had none.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> So, that's what I come and build 'em. (Indistinct) what I learned in the army.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I started working with the first automatic (death storm?), that we ever made. And then GE heard about it, and they came down to help them with the (boat?), in North Carolina. And the GE came down, they offered me a job up in upstate New York. Cold country in Utica.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs at what Bob said)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And, uh, I went down to build the automatic (indistinct).<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>Nobody knows how, because we haven't done it before.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>We found something with automatic (indistinct), down here. Why don't you come up there? Well, okay. So, I went up there, for three years, and helped develop the, uh, automatic (indistinct) but I got, I was a soldier (indistinct) 'cause I was born in Texas and raised in Alabama.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And then I was in North Carolina, first. And then I hit upstate New York, and I froze to death.(Chuckles)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, that would be really differ-eh-eh-heh-heh-heh. (Emily laughingly responds)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> After three years, I said: "I'm going back to (indistinct)GE. I didn't know it then, but I had a real natural draw to the mountains.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And I knew about (indistinct) So, I wanted to come back to (indistinct). See, we have plants there...and them there plants specialized in industrial automation. Except, they hadn't done any automation yet. They were just industrial controlled. So, I finagled a transfer back to (indistinct) and I got there just at the time, when they were startin' to make any kind of automation controls. So, I got into what they call "a new business area." And I got to do all the great things. All my, I-I really had it right. I was in the right places, at the right time.<br> 
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. (Giggles Girlishly)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>Because, I am very logically inclined.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That doesn't really happen these days, with the economy.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>Yeah. I'm a logician. Oddly enough, I never learned how a transistor even works on (records?). But, I use em' all the time.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>I use 'em. I'm retired now, long time. But when I started out with this group, and the first thing we got into was trying to automate a steel mill, for rolling (painted?) steel for your cars. And when we did that,and then I got into how to roll papers so you could get Kleenex.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (More Girlish Giggling)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> And, of course you know, that he's the guy that designed the controls for all the plastic water machines! (Bob starts to say something, but Chris plows right along.) So, without him at this time, you couldn't have the plastic through your glasses.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And-and then then I got into- I was in the new business area, you know? We could do the first one, and then somebody else would take over and do the others.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And then I got into (managing?) a paper mill. And then I got into the...industry of-of, uh, like (low-line?) warehousing, automatic transition, like BART. Bay Area Rapid Transit.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Automatic railroads, and all that kind of stuff. Automated a bunch of that, then I got into automating a bunch of (mine horses?), around the world.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You've been through a lot!<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And the I went to do the automating of tanker ships, so you could run 'em from the bridge, and have nobody downstairs.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Even More Girlish Giggling)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Just someone else involved-<br>
Unable to hold his tongue any longer, Chris cuts off his father and leaps into the conversation. He then breathes noisily and asks Emily:<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Want some water?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No, thank-you.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And, uh, then, uh, then, um, I got into...I developed (indistinct). I found out that there were very few people like me, in the world, who had this natural inclination for logic. Anyway, like the ands, and ors, and the what if's, and the what if's.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font>And then that developed because (indistinct).<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> uh-huh.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Hardware oriented (Y2k pile of junk. ???)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Similar fortune was in hardware.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey, you have very pretty hair<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (To Bob) Oh, okay. (To Chris) Oh, thank you.<br>
Bob starts speaking, but Chris talks over him, making what they say incomprehensible. It seems that Bob is continuing with his life's story, and that Chris is complimenting Emily.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles) Thank you.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> -One of my neighbors was in the Navy too,but I was lazy<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> -was to right down on paper, and design on paper right from the start (indistinct) a sequence of parallel lines.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And up to that point, nobody had a way of writing it down on paper.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Unsuccessfully attempts to stifle a laugh)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> They still don't! (indistinct)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> But that hadn't come to mind, I designed the (mine-hose component?) Elevator (indistinct) 5000 ft hole.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Then I got into, uh, designing scooter machines, which fused, um, plastic around wires, and things like that.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> --Scooters. And then I got into die cast machines, and the machines automating them. They make things like carburetors, and cans, and whatever. And then I got into plastics (indistinct) automating their machines. In the process, I ended up with a patent, in my name, that they own. (Indistinct) And I saw the first two liter Coke bottle (Emily Chortles) come off the line in England. (indistinct) shutters, and stuff like that, made out of plastic. All this stuff we got plastic.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Like your frames!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yep!(Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Including, uh, Tupperware.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Uncertainly) Can't...go without Tupperware.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> No, and that's why I (Indistinct) finalized and perfected, basically, this whole polar (indistinct)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> design, and documentation. It came time for me to retire. And so, I did!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And now I'm inundated, with all this stuff I did, and I don't know if I did the world a good thing, or not.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Jumping to Bob's defence) I think you did! You did a lot of things.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> But I can't, I can't spell the word "CAT," without a "K" in it.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br> (Writing Emily's lines is a breeze. You just have to copy and paste the same four responses over and over again.)
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Aw, yeah, well you know, I'm proud of him, anyway, for his accompliment, accom-PLISH-ments.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> uh-huh<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> (Referring to Chris) He's got a half-brother who (Indistinct)-<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Referring to the parentage of the fore-mentioned half-brother) His son.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, okay.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> and he's got a, I have a daughter (Indistinct) Phi Beta Kappa, out of UVA.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> She's working for the government. She's got a PHD, now. She's working somewhere for the federal government, all those math people. I dunno.
 
===Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 24:19)===
 
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm not very good at math. (Girlishly Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm not that-I'm good at logic, but not at math.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm good at math!<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> He's not good at math, when it comes to managing money.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey, look it! I have YOUR plastic lid on it!<br>
Chris and Emily share a giggle over the humor of this statement.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> We've been working with him, now, for twenty seven years. (It was a job/challenge?) Most of the time, I've been retired, so I could (coach him?).<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, usually if you're not very good at math, you're really good at writing, which is why I'm going for journalism.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, uh, I uh do alright with writing as long as I got spell check.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I just, uh, I enjoyed my life it, uh I-I had things, I had opportunities most people don’t get.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I’ve got to see all the stuff (Indistinct)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That’s gooood, I hope that I can travel all around the world and you know, write in journalism..like overseas.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I’ve been to Australia, I’ve been to Korea, I've been to England, most people that I know have never been to (Indistinct) so they write(?) for a living<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> (Indistinct) I wish I could get find out what good he can do though he’s pretty good in drawing<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> -and writing<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, she-she-she you-you should know, you’ve seen a bunch ah my artwork.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah it’s really good! All-all my friends like it as well.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> He’s creative, but he’s uh , I-I guess you know he’s high functioning autistic and, uh-<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris'''</font> and<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> At six he couldn’t even talk but he was programming(?) (indistinct, possibly AMIGA?) computers and Commodore computers.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Commodore 64.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> (Laughs) which was his first little--<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh! I don’t know that much about computers (Giggle) Sorry! (Giggle)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You’ve probably got a laptop, with a word processor.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah…<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah-yeah, but you-<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> We’ve brought him a long way. It’s been interesting.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that’s a little piece of history you can write about, if you want to.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, that would be interesting.<br>
Chris takes over for half a second.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyways, you came all the way here from VCU? Or, did you make a few stops along the way?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No, I came all the way from VCU, um, like a lot of my friends over at VCU know about the whole Sonichu thing, but there’s a lot more. Like, uh, I guess Sonichu girls?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> --up in University of West Virginia and we kinda do a newsletter type thing every week<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Wow…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> This is one of my favorite spots in the country.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I commend you for that.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> --little trees on west avenue.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> uh-huh<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Have you heard about West Avenue?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You know where West Avenue is?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You know where west avenue is?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, a little bit, but I don’t go in that area.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Then are you from VCU then?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, (laughing this off) I don’t know that area very well.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> It’s a little town(house?)…only three blocks long and it’s got a second name, called: “Fork Avenue.”<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Every spring they have a Fork Avenue (rally?)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh-oh<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> at the same time they have the easter parade over on Monument Avenue.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, I’ve never seen it before, but my friends have told me about it, but I’m usually stuck in you know...college.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> --in Richmond uh 1975 thru 1980 and then I got married to his mother and, um, he was born. Then we got transferred over here and we moved to Chesterfield county …but I love West Avenue that’s my favorite spot.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I call it Sesame Street.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh that’s--(giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> They call itself now cause there’s too many kids.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh yeah…?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I-I love Virginia. His mother was raised, oh you wouldn’t believe it, raised in (Indistinct) and was the one who decided to move<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> uh-huh<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> right there on and uh can’t remember the name of that school the one that goes (Indistinct) on (Indistinct) street.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don’t really know the streets.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> well there’s a street (on a?) Burger King right down the street from there is where uh his mother lived for twenty years and raised her first son and he’s got a lot of ties to the family too, he just doesn’t like me.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Ohh, you guys have a big family?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, uh, we’ve got my son and my daughter; my son’s in Richmond and my daughter’s in Washington.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And then you’ve got her son, who lives in New York, and then there’s the three of us.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, sure is a big family.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> We’ve really got two separate families.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but it’s not as big as the Brady BunCH!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.(Giggle) no...<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> We-we-we enjoy it and I grow flowers. I don’t have to worry about making a living anymore.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Social Security, GE pension and GE is good and sound, so what’s it to me?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I grow (Indistinct) of it. I’ve got my yard for (Indistinct) And in the middle I’ve got a um about a 12 to 15 flat greenhouse.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Inside the greenhouse it’s different.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> mm-hmm<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Inside the greenhouse, there’s plastic flowers.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, plastic flowers?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> --swaying and all my stereo stuff.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but he’s got real flowers in his garden.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, oh okay.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> The day lillies are real in the garden inside (Indistinct) it’s all flat.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, day lillies bloom about once a year du-duri-about once this summer.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> –summer.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh...<br>
Bob continues to talk but Chris talks over him 22:33.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> And dey stay that way for about a month or so. It’s a beautiful garden<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I can imagine.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I’ve got about fifteen thousand healthy--<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (high pitched/dreamily/wistfully/CREEPILY) IMAGINE.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> I love all the music from Rick and Rick Van Swing.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Raise me on music, he did!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> --musical soundtracks<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Well, what’s your favorite artist?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, my favorite artist…well, he didn’t raise me on it, but you know my favorite singer is Britney Spears.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Britney Spears?<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You’ve got all my (Indistinct) back in the 30’s and 40’s and 20‘s..<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> And he’s into more modern pop music?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, if I guess I had to pick a classic favorite it would have to be SATCHMO.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> SATCHMO?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Louis Armstrong.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> (Indistinct) you’ve got all these classics now-<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (23:19-interupts with an impersonation of Louis Armstrong) TEN FEET UP THE GRAND BU BUH BUH BEH<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> It was in the 40’s when it came out on the European market was lacking.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Back in the 40’s when it came out (Indistinct) and now you’ve got to make good will and salvation army.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> (Indistinct)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> YeeAAh<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> THOUSANDS of them now.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And inside, I found out inside the greenhouse going soon the (complete rules of society are turned around?) I found a great stereo system in the 1970’s and put it out there along with my swing.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> uh-huh<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> You can turn the volume up, and it sounds like it’s the hall where they recorded it. I go out there and swing with the music.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> What? (Bob laughs) It must be really relaxing.
 
===(24:20 - 32:00)===
 
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===In which Chris impersonates Donald Duck (32:01 - 36:48)===
 
After more of Bob's life story, Chris orders Bob to retrieve food for them, and continues his conversation with Emily.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you know, I must say you look good.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, thank you.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You know, you’re the first female Sonichu fan that has actually come a long distance to see me.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, its not that far. I’m sure maybe some of the girls from VCU would come down sometime, like maybe during summer break.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but I mean at least all the way from West Virginia, I mean that’s farther than VCU.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, (Laughs) we might take a road trip down here.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Speaking in a sing-song voice) Take a road trip, its a little road trip…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Confused laugh)<br>
(Here Chris graces Emily with his Donald Duck Impression, which is difficult to convey in writing)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs) Is that the one that scared that child?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Er-<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> At Wendy’s…<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don’t know how that’s scary-<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Talking over her) No, not really scary, you see he was tired…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, okay so you-<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font>(Interrupting)Yeah. But it makes a lot of children smile, ‘cause they’re familiar with that classic Disney character.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Y-you don’t mind if I have my hand on your shoulder…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh, not for too long…<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Chuckles)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oookay, n-not for too long…<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay… heh, this is like, wow, I finally get, like, this beautiful girl in front of me.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Nervous laughter) Thank you.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> And she actually got to know me.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Just like you know, yeah. (Changing subject abruptly) So what’s the reason you need your glasses for? I’m nearsighted myself.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah I’m nearsighted as well. I don’t have very good eyes.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Its like, you know, we’re close so we don’t need glasses to see each other, do we?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah… no, its still blurry.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah… How do you look without that hat? I mean I like to see the, uh<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I like this hat. My hair doesn’t look good today.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Your hair doesn’t look good… are you sure?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. I’m sure. (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> How’s my hair look?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> It looks good!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> That’s good. (Indistinct) sleeping against pillows and I took a shower before, before I went – crashing on the couch.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah but I put on some, buh, er, some Axe body spray before I left… do you like that smell?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, it depends on which one it is.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Which one is it?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I believe its, uh, called 'Proximity.'<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, I really like the new chocolate one<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, the uh 'Dark Temptation.'<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I was running low on that can anyway.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, okay.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Its like I, if I – If I – If I – (laughs, stutters indistinctly) – gotten more of that.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (sighs) But seriously though, you are cute.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Ah, thank you.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I like the - I like this – I like the get-up you’re wearing. Its like you – like you came straight from, uh the PGSM… show.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, yeah. (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Indistinct)Like a live action Sailor Moon.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, I’ve seen some of the episodes for that.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I’ve got the entire series saved to my Playstation 3, including the, uh, wedding episode.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don’t think I’ve seen that one.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Its like, uh, a very special last episode.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, okay.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You actually get to see (Japanese name) and, uh, I forget his name but you know –<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh, (Japanese name)?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, (Japanese name), that’s it, you got it.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You got it.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You got it.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, I used to be a really big fan of Sailor Moon, well, I still am, I’m just not as big of a fan as nowadays.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> did you see the entire anime series?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Um, I haven’t seen the last season.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, Sailor Stars.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. ‘cause it didn’t come out in America, and they’re, like, afraid of the transsexuals.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Yeah I know – I know that. But I have that on DVD, you know, with Japanese audio and English subtitles.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> How do you feel about that? Like, the transsexuals and the (indistinct)?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Um…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Does it, like, make you uncomfortable, or, would you have minded if, like, it came out on TV Shows to, like, little kids?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh… Yeah… I don’t have much of an opinion… (Laughs nervously)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (Laughs) Its kind of a sketchy subject there.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah its… its itchy.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
(Brief awkward pause, punctuated by Emily laughing)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah but you can sketch a lot in your, uh, journalism, don'tcha?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Well, we don’t draw a lot, we just – we do like little outlines and then we start writing-<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Interrupting) I mean you, I mean you sketch your letters.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I bet you sketch your signature pretty. Don’t you?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No, I thinks its, uh, its basically a bunch of scribbles. (Laughs)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, a lot of people would say that about their signatures I’m sure.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Well some people just like put an X for their signature and that’s it.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Eh, but not you. You put…<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> An ‘E’ and an ‘S’ basically. (Giggles)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, uh, an ‘S’?.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, Emily Schiflet(?)<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, that’s your last name, Schiflet(?)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, my middle name’s Julia.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Joolia?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Emily Julia Schiflet.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Flows nicely, doesn’t it?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Its beautiful.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Aw, thank you.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Do you dot your ‘I’ in ‘Julia’ with a heart?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No. (Giggles)<br>
Bob Returns.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> All right dad, I’ll let you, uh, divvy up the spaghetti onto my plate.
 
===(36:49 - 01:14:22)===
 
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===A Walk to Remember (01:14:23 - 01:21:43)===
 
Chris and Emily awkwardly leave Bob who continues to ramble as they clomp off through the mall.<br>
<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Take care.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright come on, Emily, let's, let's walk...<br>
Bob babbles on about sending something.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font>Okay... okay, you can show me around the mall...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay! Here's our... heights... You... you come to just about my eyeline.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nervous tittering*<br>
They walk quietly for a moment as Chris mutters something quietly.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *sigh* So where you li... where do you usually like to go shopping at when you're at a shopping center?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *impatiently* Clothes stores.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, uh, they have a number of clothing stores in, uh...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> ...a J.C. Penney and a Sears, among other places that uh, more name brands...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah a lot of the stores here are, if you take a look, take a look at the prices and they're pretty expensive.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... Yeah... but, you know, they used to ha- they used to have a Kay-Bee Toys here and I- that's where I got my- turns out- my thousand dollar shopping spree I won around the... around the Adventures- the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh-huh.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> That sweepstakes, you might remember I put something about that...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> ...you might remember that, uh, news clip...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah! I've seen it.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
Chris nervously takes a few steps.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Wow... you're like... I'm sorry.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nervous laughter*<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just fascinated like... you're just like... a character from PGSM or from- came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nervous laughter* No I'm definitely all American.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You're all American.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm all American.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay- so it's just- it's just your eyes that are excepting.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *shameless subject change* Yeah... so what's your favorite store here?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah it's- currently, since they took away the toy store- I think it's- I would say it's mostly Gamestop, but I also go to the bookstore or Sears, or even the Spencer's that's down on the other side of the mall. And they used to have an FYE here, which was a Suncoast before- before it- before they all merged and became an FYE, but then they closed that to make the next business here.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> What's down the other way... cause I've been... I came down this way, but I haven't been down that way.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, we'll go down that way! Alright. I hope- Hope you don't mind me sticking around your left side...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *bravely* Okay, that's fine!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, I guess I should keep my hands to myself and behave, right?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, you should probably do that.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, I'm just trying to be friendly.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nervous laughter*<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> But, you know, not- but you know- respectful- touch you gently on the shoulder or the back-<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *vomitously* Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean at least I'm not that guy from Inuyasha that... go- eh- go for the bum.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *vomitously* Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh-heh, that's funny. Always get slapped in the face, he does.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I forget his name, I think it's Mamoru, or something like that<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh.... it's Miroku.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *talking over her* Do you watch Inuyasha? Yeah, Miroku, that was it, you hi- you hit it on the head right there...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
Emily awkwardly walks several steps...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *delaying* Is that the... food court there?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah that's basically the food court.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> OK...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah it use- it used to have McDonalds here-<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> ...soooo many years ago across from the Gamestop there, back then it was called Babbages...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> And then between them and Suncoast was FunCo Land and Software Etc. and they all merged into a Ga- they all merged into Gamestop<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh... never heard about that...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... I'm sh- I'm sh- I'm sure you must've at least noticed those game stores back in your youth-<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... I play video games sometimes, but not very often...<br>
<font color="#000000">'''Salesman:'''</font> HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE HARAAGARALABHGH<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, no thank you!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> No thank you!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... right over- see- where that *unintelligble name of store*, that's where PacSun used to be, where Anna McLerran<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh yeah... I've... I've heard of her as well...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Is she still around?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> No she, uh- moved to Utah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Utah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> She's a Mormon. Found that out after I met her. But we cam- but we- but we could became good friends and I gave her, uh, you know, gave her a going away/birthday party before she left for Utah...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh-huh!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> For her 20th birthday... and actually her- actual- and actually her friends, uh, her friends and I got together and put together the party. *emphatically* I k- I bought the cake.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, that's nice of you... and... there was also Megan. Do you keep in contact with her?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah uh... no, not-no-n-n-not-been-touch with her for a long time.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> That's cause she moved to another state.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh... did she move to Utah too?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, no, I don't think she moved to Utah, I don't even remember where she moved to.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> But you know, sometimes, I, uh, I dream I'm back in uh, Manchester High, you know, I get to see all my- all my old s- c- all my old friends... there.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Sometimes I even see Megan and John in there... John's her brother...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh ok...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Can you believe that, attending Manchester High like I was back then,<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *small laughter*<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> ...but yet they never went- they never been- they never been to Manchester High, neither of them. Isn't that... kinda funny?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *slightly sarcastically* Yeah... that is kinda funny!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... FYE was over there...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh... I guess it's becoming a LensCrafters?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I guess... anyway here's the Spencer's.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> If you like looking at the, uh, naughty stuff-<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *quickly* No, I'm not into that.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Not yet anyway! *laughs*<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *nervous laughter*<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, but you might. But it's mostly humorous, anyway.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... well... doesn't look like there's anything down here...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... not much... not much to look at around here... the toy stores around here are down here...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh... well I gotta get going soon, it's gonna be a long drive!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Long drive...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Well I hope, uh, you at least, uh, keep the memories we've shared...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah I'll walk you to your car, if you want...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No, I'll probably have to go to the bathroom first... it's that time of the month...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, when you're on your, uh, period...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... *nervous laughter*<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you know, aside from the, uh, first time, uh, meeting, this first meeting, uh, how do you feel about me? In general...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You're a really nice guy!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Thank you...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don't know why people pick on you and all that...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, they should get to know me in person...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean I'm a gentleman, I behave... behave...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *steering the beast* Have you been into any of these stores over here?
 
===Meet the Pickle (01:21:44 - 01:25:29)===
 
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (inaudible) Yeah, so, um, you wouldn't want to go see Watchmen, would you?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... no.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'd see that movie.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *shocked* Uh... any particular reason why you're dressed up like that?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Not in particular.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Come on, Emily.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> What?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Hey, hey, maybe the lady wants to go with me. Ya, ya want to go see Watchmen? Lots of, uh...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *gloating* Why, what's wrong?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> The man in the pickle suit... a- it's apparent this guy's amongst the... trolls.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> You think...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> What's a tro...<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (inaudible)<br>
<font color="#000000">'''Passerby:'''</font> Sir... sir, what are you?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> I'm a pickle.<br>
<font color="#000000">'''Passerby:'''</font> You're a pickle! I love pickles.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Yeah? Pickles are pretty cool.<br>
<font color="#000000">'''Passerby:'''</font> And who are you advertising with?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> I'm not really advertising.<br>
<font color="#000000">'''Passerby:'''</font> You're just dressed for fun?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Just bored.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Dressed as a pickle to HAUNT ME.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Excuse me? I don't even know you.<br>
<font color="#000000">'''Passerby:'''</font> You're just bored?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Yep!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *questioningly* You don't even know me... are you sure... do you have internet access?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Lots of people have internet access.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Do you know Sonichu and Rosechu?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> No, I do not.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Do you know about Encyclopedia Dramatica?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> No, I do not. (turning to Emily) Want to go see Watchmen?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *stress sighs* No, no, no, she's with-<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Alright!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> ...she's h- she's headed over to- she's heading back to her home town.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Uh, Watchmen would be pretty cool.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, it would be pretty cool!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, alright, uh...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Let's go see it!<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (inaudible)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (to Emily as they turn to leave together) You've probably seen Watchmen (he refers to the novel), haven't you?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (answering the question meant for Emily as he is clearly left behind) I've heard of Watchmen...<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> *laughs at Chris*<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah!<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (inaudible, but clearly saying something to the effect that he doesn't like the Pickle Man.)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *gloating* What's wrong with him?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> What, you like pickles?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... I do not like pickles.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> No pickles?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> And also particularly a guy in a pickle suit who tricked me on the internet pretending that he was Blanca!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> There's nothing wrong with him!<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Who's Blanca?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *stress sighs/grunts*<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> There's nothing wrong with him! See, he's a nice guy.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (inaudible, but stressed as he moves closer to Emily)<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> I think you're making the lady uncomfortable there, Chris.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *stress sighs* I'm sorry, Emily.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> It's ok... I think I have... to go to the bathroom now...<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, go change my tampon.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh boy. (indistinct)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (indistinct) ...but I guess I do now.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *attempting to brush him off* OK, well it was nice meeting you... maybe we'll talk online or something.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah well... I kinda... (indistinct)<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (as they continue trying to walk away) Well, we're going to go now.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah well...<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm going to the bathroom.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, uh, either of- (to Pickle Man) you're not going where she's going...<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Uh, we're- we're leaving together.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Are you with her?<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Now we are. We're going to go see Watchmen.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> No! N- no! She's going b- you gotta go back to West Virginia, don't you.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> We're going to go see Watchmen first.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm kinda- just- gonna- Watchmen's not that long of a movie.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> *suddenly concerned for Emily* Yeah, but you got a five hour drive!<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> *dismissively* It'll be ok.<br>
The Pickle Man and Chris indistinctly carry on a short dialogue. The Pickle Man seems to be asking Chris why he is following along, and Chris replies:<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just staying close to my friends<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Alright, see ya!<br>
 
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===A Precious Farewell (01:29:35 - 01:31:10)===
 
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> So, you ready to go?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah, my car's that way.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Okay.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, her car's... Your car's (inaudible) didn't you?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, so did I.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, you did?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Which (inaudible)?<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Tha- that way.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh... I'm over there.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. (continues walking alongside Pickle Man and Emily)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Chris... you don't need to walk me to my car.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okaaay.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> This is... Alright.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> So, you have yourself a safe trip back to uhh... West Virginia.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh... (feigning cheerfulness) okay! I might call you on Skype later.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, you take care.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You too.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey... (attempts to hug and kiss Emily)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (tries to avoid Chris) No... no... no thank you! (nervous laughter) No thank you.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (Chris gives up) Okay.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Alright, see you.<br>
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, well you take care, be safe.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Alright, you too.<br>
(8 seconds pass as Pickle Man and Emily walk away from Chris)
<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> (yelling from a distance) HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!<br>
(laughter from Pickle Man and Emily)
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (laughing) Mission accomplished!<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Is he gone yet?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don't know, let me look behind.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (inaudible) I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry. I'm so sorry.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That's okay!. (inaudible) worse than me...<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> I'm so sorry.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That's okay.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (inaudible)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Okay... (inaudible) man in the pickle suit?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (laughs)<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> (laughingly says something about Clyde Cash)<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (laughs) Wait there... there's Frosty.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> What?<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Looks like he's gone now. I'm gonna go tell him what happened.<br>
<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> Okay.<br>
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> (presumably walking to see Frosty) Yes! Still recording!
 
==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?hgz03i1wj4n The Date Audio]
 
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