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Chris's PlayStation Network account has been hacked by trolls several times in the past. This was widely believed to be a result of Chris divulging his password to the trolls, or simply down to poor password choice for his account. However, in [[April 2010]], veteran troll [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that Chris's PS3 is in fact bugged, made possible with the assistance of a hispanic friend of his and a [[Wikipedia:Torx#Variants|TORX security wrench]].
Clyde has since provided information about the bug including where it is located inside the console and how to disable it. The posting of this information is part of an ongoing $100 bet with [[User:Canine|Canine]], that Chris would not react upon the information even if it was made available openly, such as right here on the CWCki.
== The Initial Photo ==
[[Image:ps3.png|thumb|250px|right|The first photo, indicating the location of the Wi-Fi Antenna]]
Clyde's first photo was uploaded on April 21, 2010. It highlighted the location of the PS3 Wi-Fi Antenna, involved in the bug's operation. Clyde looked set to win the bet and had already claimed victory, until a [[White Knight]], named "bowlan135", drew Chris's attention to this information. This resulted in [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Chris removing the Wi-Fi antenna]] in an attempt to prevent trolls from hacking his PS3 again.
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== The Second Offering ==
[[Image:nammgaacf.jpg|thumb|250px|left|The second photo, with detailed informative annotations]]
While Chris appears to have indeed removed the antenna from his PS3, Clyde and other [[trolls|technical experts]] seem unphased. Clyde uploaded a second photo on May 5. This photo had annotations which detailed the various points at which the bug is attached to the console, and advises on how to disable the bug safely, so as to avoid permanent damage to the console. With the release of this new information, Clyde upped the wager with Canine to $300 - confident that Chris is far too lazy to follow this new, more detailed information.
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== So, bro, do you think he'll actually remove the mod? He took the easy way out. Can't identify shit. ==
== So, bro, do you think he'll actually remove the mod? He took the easy way out. Can't identify shit. ==


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:::::I figure chris can't figure out how to use wire clippers. or be allowed to handle them. shit, god damn. This really makes me sad. How much shit does Chris rely on his parents for? I mean, I bet he's not even allowed to touch the fuckin stove without being yelled at to not burn the house down [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:15, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::I figure chris can't figure out how to use wire clippers. or be allowed to handle them. shit, god damn. This really makes me sad. How much shit does Chris rely on his parents for? I mean, I bet he's not even allowed to touch the fuckin stove without being yelled at to not burn the house down [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:15, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What do you think the odds are for him to not do anything about the bug? I would have said for any regular person there'd be a 99% chance of them cutting off the bug within a week after finding out about it and how it works. I'd bet that there's also 99% chance Chris won't actually bother with the bug until July 4th and lose his PSN for good.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 19:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC))
::::::: Chris won't do anything about it because he's a lazy sack of shit. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:27, 6 May 2010 (UTC)


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yeah, it's not really the mod lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:21, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
yeah, it's not really the mod lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:21, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
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So, bro, do you think he'll actually remove the mod? He took the easy way out. Can't identify shit.

holy shit! looks like I actually lose the bet after all! and i found the rat who tipped off chris. you're banned, bowlan135.

chris would have never discovered this page if you didn't tip him off because he's a lazy piece of shit.

now i promised to pay you canine. however, would you like to TRIPLE that money?

of course, he only removed a non-essential part of the ps3 and not the bug lol but whatever. i like this game, i won't lose any more money.

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Do you think he'll do this? Well. Do you still wanna take me up?

but, everyone else, july 4th is still on, we'll get him banned from the psn this time. Clydec 04:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Ok, Clyde, you're on. I'll take that bet. Canine 04:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
enjoy losing fuck face. he's a lazy piece of shit who probably got his dad to help him because he's a retarded. Clydec 05:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
C'mon. He's dumb but not that dumb. Like, fool Chris once, shame on us. Fool Chris twice, shame on him. Canine 05:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
Except Chris has been fooled, like, 4273 times by now. --T K 19 07:13, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
I figure chris can't figure out how to use wire clippers. or be allowed to handle them. shit, god damn. This really makes me sad. How much shit does Chris rely on his parents for? I mean, I bet he's not even allowed to touch the fuckin stove without being yelled at to not burn the house down Clydec 07:15, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
What do you think the odds are for him to not do anything about the bug? I would have said for any regular person there'd be a 99% chance of them cutting off the bug within a week after finding out about it and how it works. I'd bet that there's also 99% chance Chris won't actually bother with the bug until July 4th and lose his PSN for good.(Drlugae 19:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC))
Chris won't do anything about it because he's a lazy sack of shit. --BreadGod 19:27, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

old stuff

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Look at it. A waste of money; however, every time we hack it, it amuses us. But that fat sack of shit has Sony giving him a blowjob every time he gets hacked.

A giant-ass waste of money. Every time I bother to look into it, it sickens me. He's spent over $4k on it.

PretendoZii@yahoo.com, I wonder what this is. I'll hack it on July 4th. Being patriotic and shit. See you guys there!

bet

This mod is really simple to put in. All it took was a security torx wrench to break in. Even if it manages to get disconnected, it can broadcast the remaining information on it. Clydec

explanation

So basically, someone placed a bet with me for 100 bucks that Chris wouldn't do shit even if this information was public. Guess who's getting 100 bucks. He hasn't done shit. Clydec 01:53, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

How the fuck did you get physical access to his PS3 in the first place? Joe Da Moo 00:16, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
It happened a long time ago. A hispanic friend of mine. Clydec 01:13, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

how it was hacked in the first place

Simple... People know Clyde Cash... and they know of his awesomeness...

Got a cool story on how it happened, bro? --SEGA Hikaru 14:49, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Dude, Really? That's an Antenna

I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --JenkinsJinkies 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

yeah, it's not really the mod lol Clydec 03:21, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

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