User:16BitAlex

And, I won't be back under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

Nope, didn't work.

I give up on this trolling business

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll 2. PVCC is for the trolls only 3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol Clydec 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --16BitAlex 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

• Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
• Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. Sully 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
• Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --Delabonte 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
• Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. Massive Dynamic 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
• At least Hitler had a testicle. Thelieisacake 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
    • Talk to me and this can all go away. seanawatley@gmail.com --Anaconda 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?

• Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. Thelieisacake 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

GET A JOB

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Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --Delabonte 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

• Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --16BitAlex 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--Delabonte 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --16BitAlex 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Don't talk to me that way. What application process did you go through? --Delabonte 13:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The same one everyone does. I put in the application, and they apparently just throw it away. I would rather be 70 and have everything than young and have nothing. --16BitAlex 13:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

• That's not how you get a job. You have to follow up the application. Visit the supermarket and introduce yourself to the manager. Hasn't anyone explained this to you? --Delabonte 13:44, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

THE COMICS

Made me lol --Edward 13:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)