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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
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[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
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[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
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[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
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[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]


The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler (he wouldn't change his name until [[1994]]). According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.  
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Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.
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==1980==
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The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* Around this time, [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>
 
==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* Circa 26 May - Bob and Barbara Chandler have hot, sweaty, old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
 
==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born at approximately 5:30 AM at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville, Virginia]].<ref>[[Chris_on_Wikipedia]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville, Virgina]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]".<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>
 
==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his babysitter, "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic.<ref>First statement was done in the Song of Christian video.</ref>
 
===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil babysitter named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />
 
==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in Richmond as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot. It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the autistic child they had created themselves.
 
===Events of 1984===
* This year - Chris first meets his childhood friend and [[gal pal]], Sarah Hammer.
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.
 
==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.
 
===Events of 1985===
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a leaf.
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.
 
==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.
 
===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.
 
==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.
 
===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at Greene County Primary School.
 
==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.
 
==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.
 
===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris claims that he had a dream that in which he saw himself with a daughter named Crystal, and working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.
 
==References==
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