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[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Kellie Andes (Circa 2000).]]
I am gay as hell.
[[File:Kellie Andes 2010.jpg|thumb|right|Kellie Andes Today.]]
-Christian
{{quote|I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it.|Chris, totally deluded<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref>}}
 
'''Kellie Lyn Andes''' (married name:  Kellie Lyn Andes Stowel) was [[Chris]]'s crush in [[Manchester High School|high school]] that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-[[2001]].<ref>[[:Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to [[naïve|naïveté]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|High School Sweetheart]], despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are dating, and not for retarded man-children and the patient women that tolerate them.
 
Kellie is living proof of how sad Chris's life really is. In a sad, vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, Chris has remained largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have), while Kellie has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and two children.
 
==In the comic==
[[Image:Kellie Andes.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Kellie, upon discovering Chris's [[nudes]].]]
 
Kellie appears in the last page of [[Episode 15]] of the [[comic]] as someone who discovers Chris's [[nudes]]. In [[Episode 17]], [[Rosechu]] mentions Kellie as the one who informed her about [[4-cent_garbage]]. In reality, Chris admits that he only gave Kellie the honor of discovering the ED page in the comic.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9P4.htm Sonichu 8, page 4.] Chris in an [[Blanca E-mails#Chris describes Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|email to Blanca]]</ref> It's highly unlikely she did in real life.
 
Some argue that she is also the inspiration for [[Kel|Kel's]] name. In [[Sonichu 10]] Kel is actually referred to as "Kellie"; while it's still possible they're not meant to be the same person (especially considering the appearance of "real" Kellie in episode 15), the spelling at least reinforces the idea that Kel is meant to be some version of Kellie. The fact that Kel is in love with [[Reldnahc]] (who is essentially a Freudian version of Chris) shows some more of his inability to get over women.
 
==Kellie on Chris==
 
In [[User:Delabonte/Kellie|recent correspondence]] Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.
 
{{quote|I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been.|Kellie, laying it down}}
 
Considering she married a handsome straight guy who has good social skills, a deep voice, a muscular physique, and a job where he saves lives instead of mooching off welfare... then she isn't kidding. He also happens to be a [[niggo]], but that has nothing to do with it.
 
==Currently==
 
Kellie is currently living as '''Kellie Andes Stowell''' in Richmond, [[Virginia]], where she works as a firefighter alongside her husband. She is also the mother of a two-year-old boy and a newborn girl.<ref>http://www.myspace.com/57109479</ref> One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.
 
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0312-KellieAndes97.jpg|Kellie, 1997.
Image:0313-KellieAndes98.jpg|Kellie, 1998.
Image:0314-KellieAndes99.jpg|Kellie, 1999
Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|Kellie, 2000.</gallery></center>
 
==Sauces==
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<center>{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}</center>
 
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Revision as of 10:45, 4 August 2010

I am gay as hell. -Christian

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