Talk:Main Page

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PSN Tracker

I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? Dillon627 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

Protect the templates

Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

• There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --Champthom 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
• Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --Megaman 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

new vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--Wintermute 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?

“	I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.	”
Wallflower E-mails.

Bunsteaks 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT) I'm for this too. Theiselybros 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

I suggest this for the Video of the Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 Xavier 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4 --VofDoom38 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

Project Map Fucking Everything

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question: Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages? -- Arius 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

• Put it on the locations template. -- Clyde 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
  • Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- Arius 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

Sports

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.

• Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. Freecell 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

Slight Error

Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video. Theiselybros 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)

Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... Smtp 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)

It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --Anonymax 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)

Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --Bluedeanie 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

Vandalism?

Some guy named User:Trueandhonest has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. N. Onymous 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

Does Christian Who Cares know this?

I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has aspergers? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --Doctor Whatever 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)

• It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. Freecell 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
  • You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--Doctor Whatever 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

CWCki is pretty dead

Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. Freecell 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)

• Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--Sonichu 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)

I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --Anonymax 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)

After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--Sonichu 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)

You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--Goatselover 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)

Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. Sonichu 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)

First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.

It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling

and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags

--Boosegumps 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Sightings

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? CFACFA

1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (~~~~) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.

2. User:CFA/Whateverthefuck is usually the best place to put your stuff.

On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. Freecell 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

• I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. CFA 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA

Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. Freecell 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)

• alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? CFA 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA

I'd say photos ^^ Sonichu 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)

• photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? CFA 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA

Gee, I don't know, maybe the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki? --trombonista 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)

I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. Freecell 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)

• CFA 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

• In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--Champthom 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)

• My apologies CFA 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

Is This Chris?

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel: [1]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

ps3 tracker change

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. Carnival Vexillarius 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

Shojo letters

• Front page, y/n? CFA 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA

Potential Video of the Now?

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by The Kids in the Hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- Elliecoral 12:31 2 February 2011

• For future reference, this should go here. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. Freecell 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

Not sure if it goes here but

• First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. CFA 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA

Get pics next time. No, really. Freecell (t/c) 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)

Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it here or something. Freecell (t/c) 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)

• Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)CFA 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA