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(I think it's council, unless it's a weird Southern thing to call it a "counsel." Or maybe it's a case of Eurofags being unfamilar with American tribal government)
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[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2009'''.]]
HOW DO I HAGGER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's literary pick of the year.]]
[[Image:CWCipedia_Introduction.jpg|thumb|On '''June 7 2009''', Chris starts working on his own [[CWCipedia|wiki]].]]
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|On '''June 12 2009''', we see Chris dronking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]].]]
[[Image:CWCPSPFAIL.jpg|thumb|On '''June 13 2009''', we get to see the [[PSP of Fail]].]]
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|On '''August 1 2009''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|On '''August 8 2009''' Chris provides us with risqué material of [[Rosechu]]. Again.]]
 
[[2009]] is the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape|things]] we can never unsee.
 
=Events of 2009=
==January==
''See [[January 2009]]''
==February==
''See [[February 2009]]
 
==March==
''See [[March 2009]]''
==April==
''See [[April 2009]]''
 
==May==
''see [[May 2009]]''
 
==June==
* June 5 - [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] is hacked by trolls, who upload [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Take one|the memorable "Coming out of the closet"]] video as well as an amusing, pro-gay music video.
* June 7 - Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]].
* June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers and favorites several [[Britney Spears]] related videos in order to prove his [[homo|straightness]].
* June 12 - Two videos are uploaded that show Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] and singing at a TGI Friday's.
* June 13 - Not [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__TCYRdw4p8&feature=channel_page one], not [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOUd46P6ugw&feature=channel_page two], but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjCO0agsGL8&feature=channel_page three] more videos of Chris at TGI Friday's are uploaded. He also posts another [[:Image:Craigslistadjune13.jpg|Craigslist ad]], telling off jews instead of blacks this time.[http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/m4w/1219317911.html]
* June 14 - Chris sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arg98WML-XA  "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There"] and mentions the word "[[nigger]]".  Approximately 2 hours after he posts this video, he uploads another called [[I'm sorry, Dude]] in which he apologizes for making scathing insulting remarks at the homosexual community.
* June 28 - [[BILLY MAYS]] dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of [[CWCville]] out in the open.
 
== July ==
''See [[July 2009]]''
 
==August==
 
* August 1 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads a [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I_PRESSED_PLAY|video]] addressing early accusations of him cheating.
* August 1 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his song]] for the [[SingStar Challenge]].
* August 2 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#IBAChandler's Entry|second video]] to the challenge, "''Don't Say You Love Me''" by M2M.
* August 2 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|second video]], "''Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme''" by Will Smith.  (Disqualified as ad-libbing)
* August 3 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round_3#IBAChandler's Entry|third SingStar entry]], "''Autumn Goodbye''", and a harassing video "bonus".
* August 3 - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|video]] thanking the [[trolls]].
* August 4 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his third SingStar entry]], dedicated to True and Honest Sweetheart.  Hearts around the world melt.
* August 4 - CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Bonus_Video|Challenge Video BONUS: #3]], explaining the history of his parents, revealing what according to him IBAChandler's real name is, and includes a mugshot of Chris.
* August 4 - Chris uploads a [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|video]] demanding the truth from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and admits that he (Chris) is retarded. He later up loads a [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|video]] showing how he draws Sonichu in another attempt to get the truth out.
* August 4 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|"The Touch", by Stan Bush]].
* August 4 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Think Twice" by Eve 6]], as a threat to the imposter, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
* August 4 - [[Kacey]], [[sweetheart]] of CChanSonichuCWC, releases a [[For Kacey from CWC|video]] she received from [[Chris]].
* August 5 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#IBAChandler's Initial Entry|his version of "Smell my Dick"]], and replaces every instance of "dick" with [[duck]], which resulted in CChanSonichuCWC [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tURgK9bqaSA  expressing outrage] against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics]] and reuploads the first trial of the song.
* August 6 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fifth and final entry,[[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers]].
* August 7 - Chris uploads a new [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|video]] in hopes of getting [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to come clean about his identity and to notify him he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
* August 8 - For the first time in months, Chris comes out new [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] material. He uploads the first nine pages of [[Sonichu_9#Episode_20|Sonichu 9, episode 20]], to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 CWCipedia].
* August 9 -  Chris uploads a [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|final warning]] to [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. CChanSonichuCWC responds by uploading the [[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|phone call]] (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
* August 10 - Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a [[LOOK at the truth!|loser with manboobs]].
* August 10 - Chris uploads six more pages of [[Sonichu_9#Episode_20|episode 20]], to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_41 CWCipedia].
* August 11 - Chris uploads the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
* August 14 - Chris uploads [[CWC Public Disclaimer]] and the Real Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Q1yFXgdoQ  announces his departure] into adulthood.
* August 15 - Chris [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Chris_rages_yet_again.png  rages] after Vivian Gee [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngmunxA41A promotes] the Audiobook Saga on DVD. Chris uploads [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]] and the Real Chris was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdshGz_Pvks disposed of] by the fake one. Chris also uploads [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], to say that the singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
* August 16 - Chris uploads a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|new video]] where he retracts <strike>all</strike> ''most'' of his previous [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_16th%2C_2009#Light_His_Mind.27s_Darkest_Hour|Forgiveness Blessing]] to CChanSonichuCWC.
* August 17 - Chris appear in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgWQZJOGMJM council meeting] in Charlottesville. He was praised for a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/McIntirePark shitty poster] he made. He attempted to speak at the meeting but the TRUE and HONEST mayor of Charlottesville pretty much told Chris to shut up.
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