User talk:An Anonymous Guru

Hi there!

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--WelcomeBot 13:48, 8 February 2012 (PST)

Two things

1) For the love of God, talk to an admin before you move a page. When you just copy and paste everything and redirect, you lose to entire edit history and that's a bad thing and it's a pain in the ass to reverse it. 2) Why the hell did you move the Liquid Chris article? Nobody refers to him as CChanSonichuCWC or whatever the fuck he was, he is and will always be Liquid Chris.--Champthom 04:46, 18 March 2012 (PDT)

Your edit to the Sonic article

... Was some of the most unfunny, trying-too-hard word diarrhea I've ever god damn seen. Lurk more. AnotherLurker 06:59, 19 March 2012 (PDT)

Four things

1. Your Sonic article was shite in every sense of the term. Outright insulting Chris for no reason is against policy, the jokes are stupid and unfunny, you inserted irrelevant information, you removed an image with a valid reason for being there, and you at one point tried to change American spelling into British spelling, and we use American standard on CWCki.
2. You've been berated by no less than Champthom himself for your idiocy. That means you are not a smart person, and thus it is reasonable to assume that when someone reverts your edits and tells you how stupid they were, it's because they are smarter than you and recognise a steaming turd when they see it. If you take a dump over an article, someone has to clean it up. If you continue to shit on an article after you've been told why you shouldn't, it moves past the point where we just say "he's an idiot and doesn't know any better," and we start considering you a vandal and ban you if you keep it up.
3. Don't think you can try to use my own words against me and they'll be as valid as when I said them. I am and have always acted within the rules. You however, have not.
4. You are a massive flaming homosexual, and this is troll country. Get out while you can, or you'll get eaten alive here. --Old meme 09:21, 20 March 2012 (PDT)

Final notice

You're being too brash, and there has been strong opposition to some of your recent edits. Take heed to what people have said, take a lot more care before editing again, think before you save. If you don't heed this advice, you'll be blocked from the CWCki. I sincerely hope it doesn't come to that. --Anonymax 09:27, 20 March 2012 (PDT)

Yo dawg I heard you got banned

lol --Old meme 06:29, 23 March 2012 (PDT)