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Chris's first major creation. Brother of Sonic the Hedgehog. Loves to play basketball. He is paired up with punk enthusiast and blatant furfag Megagi Skunk.  
Chris's first major creation. Brother of Sonic the Hedgehog. Loves to play basketball. He is paired up with punk enthusiast and blatant furfag Megagi Skunk.  


It is known that Chris created him way back in high school, November 13 1996. When he was standing in the middle of the hallway next to a basketball field staring into the lockers like a retard. He claims that he was thinking about another of his creations imaginary cock, said creation was dubbed as "Mighty the Armadillo". Ironically, his only character that probably wouldn't classify as blatant copyright infringement, Mighty only makes a very small apparition on issue 8, and never is heard of again.  
It is known that Chris created him way back in high school, November 13 1996. When he was standing in the middle of the hallway next to a basketball field staring into nothingness like a retard. He claims that he was daydreaming about another of his creations imaginary cock, said creation was dubbed "Mighty the Armadillo". Ironically, being the only character that probably wouldn't classify as blatant copyright infringement, Mighty only makes a very small apparition on issue 8, and never is heard from again.  


Anyway he's standing there like a tardie, next thing you know BLAM! Nigga gets hit on his face with a basketball. So CWC claims that this inspired him to create his first Sonic recolor, then PUFF! We gots ourselves an orginal character. Don't steal it you guys he created it first!
Anyway he's standing there like a tardie, next thing you know BLAM! Nigga gets hit on his face with a basketball. So CWC claims that "opened the lockers to his mind" and inspired him to create his first Sonic recolor. PUFF! We gots ourselves an orginal character. Don't steal it you guys he created it first!
 
Much like the other characters in his brilliant comic, Bionic is an image to some aspects of Chrissy, like Naitsirch being gay. On issue 8, he goes on claiming showing off tho his autistic Daddy how his skunk girlfriend blew him on the second date, and that on the third they were gonna get some hot hedgehog yiffing action. Chris has gone on record saying that couples usually get it on on the third date.


Some aspects of Bionic are an insane reflection of Chris himself. On issue 8, he goes on claiming how his skunk girlfriend blew him on the second that, and that on the third they were gonna get some hot hedgehog yiffing action. This reflects Chris's idea that every one fucks on the third date. Bionic's girlfriend also looks like a butch.{{Template:Stub}}
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Revision as of 00:46, 29 January 2009

Not gay at all, right guys?

Chris's first major creation. Brother of Sonic the Hedgehog. Loves to play basketball. He is paired up with punk enthusiast and blatant furfag Megagi Skunk.

It is known that Chris created him way back in high school, November 13 1996. When he was standing in the middle of the hallway next to a basketball field staring into nothingness like a retard. He claims that he was daydreaming about another of his creations imaginary cock, said creation was dubbed "Mighty the Armadillo". Ironically, being the only character that probably wouldn't classify as blatant copyright infringement, Mighty only makes a very small apparition on issue 8, and never is heard from again.

Anyway he's standing there like a tardie, next thing you know BLAM! Nigga gets hit on his face with a basketball. So CWC claims that "opened the lockers to his mind" and inspired him to create his first Sonic recolor. PUFF! We gots ourselves an orginal character. Don't steal it you guys he created it first!

Much like the other characters in his brilliant comic, Bionic is an image to some aspects of Chrissy, like Naitsirch being gay. On issue 8, he goes on claiming showing off tho his autistic Daddy how his skunk girlfriend blew him on the second date, and that on the third they were gonna get some hot hedgehog yiffing action. Chris has gone on record saying that couples usually get it on on the third date.