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I want my own Jackie Saga! Come on Jackie give me some of dat firecrotch ya sassy bitch
{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}
 
{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|300px]]
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! colspan="2" |Jacklyn Romy
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| '''Nickname'''
| Jackie
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[1987]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
Magazine editor
|-
|}
 
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free <s>girl</s>]] [[troll]] whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]. She became his [[sweetheart]] from [[April 2010|April]]-[[October 2010]], and Chris made her many videos. According to one of Chris' leaked Facebook statuses in February 2012, he had resumed contact with her, before blocking her that April after a number of private videos Chris made for her were leaked onto the internet. However, in May, he re-friended her on Facebook.
 
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===
 
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build]], [[Fangs|straight teeth]], and a [[Chris_and_health#Dental_health|good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]
 
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?
 
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a family]] with.
 
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]
 
===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR>
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR>
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR>
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR>
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR>
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR>
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR>
Age: '''22'''<BR>
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]
 
===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR>
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR>
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR>
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR>
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR>
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR>
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR>
Have Children: '''No'''<BR>
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Yes]]'''
 
===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR>
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR>
Drugs: '''Not interested'''
 
===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk'''<BR>
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR>
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR>
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''
 
===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
[[Bionic|Wilt Chamberlain]], [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].
 
'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!
 
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.
 
===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[bigotry]]''' is a deal-breaker.
 
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[Chris and art|Andy]] [[Homos|Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''
 
People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.
 
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''
 
The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''
 
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''
 
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''
 
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.
 
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.
 
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.
 
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.
 
===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''
 
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews
 
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks
 
'''Wireless''' or Landline
 
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose
 
[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''
 
CD or '''MP3'''
 
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill
 
Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''
 
'''Summer''' or Winter
 
[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''
 
'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]
 
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''
 
'''PC''' or Mac
 
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy
 
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''
 
Steak or '''Sushi'''
 
'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]
 
'''Casket''' or Cremation
 
Fax or '''[[Email]]'''
 
Dyed or '''Natural'''
 
'''Pumps''' or Flats
 
'''Beach''' or Mountains
 
SUV or '''Sedan'''
 
==First contact==
 
{{main|Jackie Emails}}
 
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.
 
== Sex pics ==
{{quote|You and I have just reached the climax in our own intercourse, while these three dudes were jerkin' and watchin'.|Chris, describing one of the scenes.}}
In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the male genitalia on their onlookers(at one point claiming that a puddle of semen counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene).
 
On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]].
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==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].
 
On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]] thereby bringing the crazy to [[Ivy]] Saga levels (it must be the red hair).
 
==Lars==
'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]]. He later distributed [[nudes]] of Jackie to a [[troll]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.
 
Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)
 
Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].
 
On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris.
 
==Oops, He Did it Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple days later, when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.
 
In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.
 
==Oops, He Did it Again... Again!==
 
On 12 [[November 2011]], the album [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] was leaked to the public; it was intriguing to many, because, while its main theme was Chris's [[Tomgirl]] lifestyle, adopted by him in the early 2011, Jackie is also mentioned in various songs, and at the moment of its public release it was commonly thought that they weren't communicating with each other since November 2010. However, on 24 [[February 2012]], [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] released a number of videos from [[August 2011]] that Chris made for Jackie. These included [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]]. While it was irrefutable proof that they were in contact back then, no correspondence between them was known to the public until 27 April 2013, when Chris's email from 5 August 2011 was posted on [[CWCki Forums]], and 6 May 2013, when [[Jackie E-mails 24|a whole set of emails]] was leaked there. Judging by them, Jackie resumed contact with him on 7 December 2010. The emails aren't later than 5 August 2011, however leaked screencaps of his private [[Facebook]] posts from February 2012 reveal that he was still in some contact with her and hoping that they may get back together.
 
In the middle of April, Chris removed Jackie from his Friends on [[Facebook]]; the reason is unknown, though it has been speculated that it was the result of [[February_2012|a flood of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie]] being leaked onto the internet.
 
During May, however, Jackie got back on Chris' good side and was subsequently re-friended on the site, proving that Chris is ''terribly'' gullible when it comes to [[china]].
 
==Sources==
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{{Love quest}}
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga]]

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