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Due to the request of ''Christine Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive, ableist, sexist and giving her emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on her to the point of intruding in her private life and causing her '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
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<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|SHIT]] IS TOO [[Duck|MINOR]]! ''</div>
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We know that her public comments on Facebook and her silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''her family and her friends.''' We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with her, and we deeply regret that. We are also sorry for misgendering her as we receive a lot of backlash from various websites, one of them is r/GamerGhazi. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:  
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'''First''', by a desire to '''protect herself from the embarrassment of her own conduct.'''
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She was also very concerned about '''protecting her family'''. According to her, if it wasn't for us for intruding her personal life, '''her father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to her family and friends, then into her private life.  Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing her of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.
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And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of her friends, we've never '''''respected her and treated her like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.
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This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''


[[Category:Special]]
Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim her family life for her family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
 
In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban her from anywhere else, ever.'''
 
We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll her -- which include, but not limited to:
 
*Adam Stackhouse
*Ahuviya Harel
*America
*Amud
*Andrew Dobson
*Anita Sarkeesian
*Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
*Anna McLerran
*Anna Stackhouse
*Asperpedia Four
*The Ballpit Forum
*Batman
*BILLY MAYS
*Blanca Weiss
*BlueSpike
*Brianna Wu
*Bryan Bash
*Chad Thundercock
*Charlottesville people
*Chris's High School Gal-pals
*Chris's Pastor
*Clyde Cash
*cogsdev
*Cole Smithey
*Connor Bible
*CoolDudeClem
*Coty Smith
*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
*DarkSydePhil
*David Moyes
*DisneyFan01
*The Dodo Brain
*Dormiebasne
*Eli
*Emily
*Failosophy
*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
*Gabe Navarro
*The GAMe PLACe
*Glaive
*GodJesus
*Google
*Homer Ruglia Beoulve
*Homos
*Ivy O'Neil
*Jace Connors
*Jack Thaddeus
*Jason Kendrick Howell
*Jay Geis
*Jenn the Tortoise-kin
*Jerkops
*Jimmy Hill
*John Langley
*Joshua Martinez
*Kacey Devoria
*Ken Penders
*Keurig Company
*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
*Lauren Faust
*Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
*Liquid Chris
*Lordsillynipples
*Louis Van Gaal
*Man in the Pickle Suit
*Mary Lee Walsh
*McDonalds employees
*Megan Schroeder
*Michael Snyder
*MylarBalloonFan
*MysteriousMrEnter
*Nathanael Greene Elementary School
*Null 
*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
*PandaHalo
*Peter Coffin
*Pixyteri
*Richard Heinz
*Rob Bell
*Robert Simmons V
*Robert Wayne Stiles
*Ruckersville people
*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
*Sarah Butts
*Sega
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Sonic The Hedgehog
*Surfshack Tito
*Tara Strong
*Thorg
*TJChurch
*Tyce Andrews
*Vade
*Vivian Gee
*Wizardchan
*WogglebugLoveProductions
*Zoe Quinn
 
'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''
 
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past nine years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris herself:
 
{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with her.}}
 
We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.
 
Thank you. And good night.

Revision as of 09:47, 1 April 2016

Due to the request of Christine Weston Chandler, this afternoon, we at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive, ableist, sexist and giving her emotional stress. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on her to the point of intruding in her private life and causing her great personal grief, "lonely, sad and depressed", "distressed and upset", "constantly hurt", "constant, zombie-like, blank", "lost", "in misery", having the "worst broken heart ever" which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that her public comments on Facebook and her silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even her family and her friends. We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with her, and we deeply regret that. We are also sorry for misgendering her as we receive a lot of backlash from various websites, one of them is r/GamerGhazi. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:

First, by a desire to protect herself from the embarrassment of her own conduct.

She was also very concerned about protecting her family. According to her, if it wasn't for us for intruding her personal life, her father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this. The investigation moved on to her family and friends, then into her private life. Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing her of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.

And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of her friends, we've never respected her and treated her like a human being and we're deeply sorry for this as well.

This also has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim her family life for her family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives. Our website has been distracted by this matter for far too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with The GAMe PLACe, Mal-Wart and McDonalds employees who are working around his area to unban Chris and never ban her from anywhere else, ever.

We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll her -- which include, but not limited to:

  • Adam Stackhouse
  • Ahuviya Harel
  • America
  • Amud
  • Andrew Dobson
  • Anita Sarkeesian
  • Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
  • Anna McLerran
  • Anna Stackhouse
  • Asperpedia Four
  • The Ballpit Forum
  • Batman
  • BILLY MAYS
  • Blanca Weiss
  • BlueSpike
  • Brianna Wu
  • Bryan Bash
  • Chad Thundercock
  • Charlottesville people
  • Chris's High School Gal-pals
  • Chris's Pastor
  • Clyde Cash
  • cogsdev
  • Cole Smithey
  • Connor Bible
  • CoolDudeClem
  • Coty Smith
  • Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
  • DarkSydePhil
  • David Moyes
  • DisneyFan01
  • The Dodo Brain
  • Dormiebasne
  • Eli
  • Emily
  • Failosophy
  • The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
  • Gabe Navarro
  • The GAMe PLACe
  • Glaive
  • GodJesus
  • Google
  • Homer Ruglia Beoulve
  • Homos
  • Ivy O'Neil
  • Jace Connors
  • Jack Thaddeus
  • Jason Kendrick Howell
  • Jay Geis
  • Jenn the Tortoise-kin
  • Jerkops
  • Jimmy Hill
  • John Langley
  • Joshua Martinez
  • Kacey Devoria
  • Ken Penders
  • Keurig Company
  • The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
  • Lauren Faust
  • Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
  • Liquid Chris
  • Lordsillynipples
  • Louis Van Gaal
  • Man in the Pickle Suit
  • Mary Lee Walsh
  • McDonalds employees
  • Megan Schroeder
  • Michael Snyder
  • MylarBalloonFan
  • MysteriousMrEnter
  • Nathanael Greene Elementary School
  • Null
  • The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
  • PandaHalo
  • Peter Coffin
  • Pixyteri
  • Richard Heinz
  • Rob Bell
  • Robert Simmons V
  • Robert Wayne Stiles
  • Ruckersville people
  • Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
  • Sarah Butts
  • Sega
  • Shigeru Miyamoto
  • Sonic The Hedgehog
  • Surfshack Tito
  • Tara Strong
  • Thorg
  • TJChurch
  • Tyce Andrews
  • Vade
  • Vivian Gee
  • Wizardchan
  • WogglebugLoveProductions
  • Zoe Quinn

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past nine years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris herself:

“ For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with her. ”

We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.

Thank you. And good night.

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