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*...that Chris | *...that Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage|virgin]]? | ||
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | *...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | ||
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | *...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
*...that Chris ''will'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]], you Damn Dirty Trolls! | *...that Chris ''will'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]], you Damn Dirty Trolls! | ||
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? | *...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? | ||
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | *...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | ||
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | *...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | :*...The [[CWCville]] is not a dictatorship? | ||
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with | *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | ||
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with a monthly tugboat? | |||
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | ||
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*...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | *...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | ||
*...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16? | *...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16? | ||
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same | *...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded? | ||
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | *...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | ||
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*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | *...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | *...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | ||
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? Pyong Pyong Pyooong! | ||
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|buttfucking racist]]? | *...that Chris is not a [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|buttfucking racist]]? | ||
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]? | *...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]? | ||
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM | *...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM AND HILARIOUS]]? | ||
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | ||
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/210989/detail/ children's game]? | *...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/210989/detail/ children's game]? | ||
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*...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]? | *...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[100 2278| | *...that Chris [[100 2278|can do one hundred pull-ups]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-ups]]? | ||
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[fat]] contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[fat]] contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | *...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | ||
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | *...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | ||
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true | *...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true Slanderous troll)? | ||
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | *...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | ||
:* ... And that she is not dead, despite what the Lying Trolls say? | |||
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | *...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | ||
*...that Chris was once the proud owner of a [[Homos|pink]] [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | *...that Chris was once the proud owner of a [[Homos|pink]] [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | ||
*...that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *...that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | *...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | ||
*...that even now, Chris does not | *...that even now, Chris does is not [[fat]]? | ||
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | ||
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult? | *...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult? | ||
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]? | *...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]? | ||
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | *...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Megan Schroeder|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids| | *...that Chris [[Megan Schroeder|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Cool]] [[Homos|and]] [[Twin Falling Towers|Honest]] Paragon? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]? | *...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]? | ||
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*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | *...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | *...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the | *...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the best impersonation in existence? | ||
*...that Chris's | *...that Chris's genius is due togenetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | ||
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]? | *...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]? | ||
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]]? | *...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]]? | ||
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*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | *...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | ||
*...that Chris has dreamt about [[Chris and sex|fucking Barb]]? | *...that Chris has dreamt about [[Chris and sex|fucking Barb]]? | ||
*...that this wiki is still A LOAD OF BULL? | |||
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