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*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris is not the innocent victim [[White Knights]] say he is, nor is he the disgusting freak [[A-Logs]] say he is?
*...that Chris is not the innocent victim [[White Knights]] say he is, nor is he the disgusting freak [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] say he is?
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child?  
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child?  
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[taxpayer money]]?
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Old]] [[Chris and Race|Fashioned?]]
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Old]] [[Chris and Race|Fashioned?]]
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*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]?I
:...that Chris is working on it!?
*...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
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*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/210989/detail/ children's game]?
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/210989/detail/ children's game]?
*...that Chris has no idea what [[Naive]] means?
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*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
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*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]?
*...that Chris scoff at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]?
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
:*...that Chris has no idea what [[Naive]] means?
*...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
*...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
*...that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|arrogant]]?
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*...that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
*...that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
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*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
*...that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
*...but that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
:*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]?
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*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
:*...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion fans]]?
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion fans]]?
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*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*...that Chris has dreamt about [[Chris and sex|fucking Barb]]?
*...that Chris has dreamt about [[Chris and sex|hanging his mom]]?
*...that Michael Snyder is a [[List of Christian's Edits to the CWCKI|dirty, '''Fat''', child-molesting <s>Jew</s> gentile]]?
*...that Michael Snyder is a [[List of Christian's Edits to the CWCKI|dirty, '''Fat''', child-molesting <s>Jew</s> gentile]]?
*...that [[Idea Guys|Brenden Fraser is the mayor of CWCVille]]?
*...that [[Idea Guys|Brenden Fraser is the mayor of CWCVille]]?

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