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*...that Chris | *...that Chris is no longer stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]? | ||
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | *...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | ||
*...that Chris buys | *...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]? | ||
*...that {{strikethrough|[[Chris]]}} {{strikethrough|[[BILLY MAYS]]}} {{strikethrough|[[Allison Amber]]}} [[Idea Guys|Brendan Fraser]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | *...that {{strikethrough|[[Chris]]}} {{strikethrough|[[BILLY MAYS]]}} {{strikethrough|[[Allison Amber]]}} [[Idea Guys|Brendan Fraser]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | ||
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | ||
*...that Chris is | *...that Chris is Old Fashioned? | ||
:*...that Chris is cool with adoption, but | :*...that Chris is cool with adoption, but her dream of her future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? | ||
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*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | *...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]] and a gun? | ||
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]? | *...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]? | ||
*...that [[God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca]] was to be | *...that [[God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca]] was to be her TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]? | ||
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack? | *...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack? | ||
*...that Chris hates [[Jungle bells|internet memes]]? | *...that Chris hates [[Jungle bells|internet memes]]? | ||
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]? | *...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]? | ||
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples? | *...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples? | ||
*...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16? | *...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16? | ||
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | *...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | ||
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *...that Chris recycled [[semen]]? | ||
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM AND HILARIOU]]? | |||
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM | |||
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*...that Chris told [[Barbara]] about [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] not as open minded on the subject? | |||
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|went to Redmond]] like she [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]? | |||
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]]? | |||
*...that Chris told [[Barbara]] about | |||
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga| | |||
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] | |||
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | ||
*...that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in | *...that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in the comics as her best art? | ||
*...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]? | *...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 0.3% [[Spanish]]? | *...that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 0.3% [[Spanish]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | *...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | ||
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked her fat contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up | *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up Queen]]? | ||
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | *...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]] is a fucked up false law enforced by [[Jerkops]]? | ||
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer? | *...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer? | ||
*...that Chris scoffs at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]? | *...that Chris scoffs at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]? | ||
*...that Chris hates the word [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]] almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | |||
*...that Chris hates the word | :*...that [[Naive]] actually means stupid? | ||
:*...that | |||
*...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | *...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | ||
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*...that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | *...that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | ||
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while | *...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while her [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu| | *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|SLGBTQ icon]]? | ||
*...that [[Ivy]] was real? | *...that [[Ivy]] was real? | ||
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | *...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | ||
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*...that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched? | *...that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched? | ||
*...that all the Sonichu characters had [[Twitter]] accounts? | *...that all the Sonichu characters had [[Twitter]] accounts? | ||
*...that [[Jerkops]] are actually | *...that [[Jerkops]] are actually came cops? | ||
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*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | *...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | ||
:*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because | :*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because she didn't get one? | ||
*...that Chris has been [[Law|convicted in court thrice]]? | *...that Chris has been [[Law|falsely convicted in court thrice]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
*...that Chris | *...that Chris was the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]? | ||
*... | *...that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | ||
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | *...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | ||
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true | *...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true lying, Slanderous Troll)? | ||
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | *...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | ||
:*...and is not dead, regardless of what the no good trolls tell you? | |||
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | *...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | ||
*...that Chris was once the proud owner of a [[Homos|pink]] [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | *...that Chris was once the proud owner of a [[Homos|pink]] [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | ||
*...that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *...that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | *...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | ||
*...that even now, Chris | *...that even now, Chris is NOT [[fat]]? | ||
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was | *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was killed by [[Optimus Prime]]? | ||
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] | *...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]]? | ||
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt | *...that Chris repeatedly dreamt her [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]? | ||
:*...that Chris | :*...that Chris's fans know what happens in her [[dreams]]? | ||
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]? | *...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]? | ||
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | *...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Homos| | *...that Chris [[Homos|USED to be a massive Homophobe]]? | ||
:*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community? | :*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | *...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | ||
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]? | *...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]? | ||
*...that videos of Chris [[masturbating]] | *...that videos of Chris [[masturbating]] should be ignored, you perverts? | ||
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | *...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | ||
*...that Chris has | *...that Chris has [[Autism]]? | ||
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | *...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | ||
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''? | *...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''? | ||
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] | *...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]? | ||
*...that Chris weighs [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]? | |||
*...that Sonic's arms are BLUE? | |||
*...that Chris | |||
*...that | |||
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*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]? | *...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]? | ||
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? | *...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? | ||
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | *...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | *...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | *...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | ||
*...that Chris's | *...that Chris's gienus is in because of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Transwoman]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Transwoman]]? | ||
*...that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]? | *...that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]? | ||
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*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | *...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | ||
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion fans]]? | *...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion fans]]? | ||
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*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]? | *...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]? | ||
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]? | *...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]? | ||
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for | *...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for her whole life? | ||
*...that [[Random-access humor|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | *...that [[Random-access humor|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | ||
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*...that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]? | |||
*...that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water | *...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]? | ||
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]] | |||
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[amiibo]]? | *...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[amiibo]]? | ||
*...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]? | *...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]? | ||
*...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]? | *...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]? | ||
*...that the [[American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to | *...that the [[American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to live? | ||
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]] | *...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]]? | ||
*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | *...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | ||
*...that | *...that Michael Snyder has been forgiven for his crimes against Chris? | ||
*...that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters into reality? | *...that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters into reality? | ||
*...that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? | *...that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? | ||
*...that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]? | *...that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]? | ||
:*...that Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | :*...that Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | ||
:*...that Chris's name used to be [[Christopher]]? | :*...that Chris's name used to be [[Christopher]], than Chrstian? | ||
:*...that Chris's Spanish name was Ricardo? | |||
:*...that Chris's Name is Christine? | |||
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