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Bella's father, Michael Janke, was a former US Navy SEAL, and now seemingly works for cyber security. | Bella's father, Michael Janke, was a former US Navy SEAL, and now seemingly works for cyber security. | ||
Bella's mother, Mary Wilkas Janke, was also a former US secret service agent, and now works as a professor of neurology and an author. | Bella's mother, Mary Wilkas Janke, was also a former US secret service agent, and now works as a professor of neurology and an author of clinical psychology. | ||
As you can tell, both of Bella's parents come from a pretty high-profile, dare I say "elite", background.}} | As you can tell, both of Bella's parents come from a pretty high-profile, dare I say "elite", background.}} | ||
Revision as of 16:39, 28 May 2025
 | This essay is still in development. Expect more to come. |
This piece, which I title Bella Rumors gives my opinions on the various rumors, controversies, and misinformation about the toe fungus-ridden meme and legend herself, Isabella Janke.
Fiona
"Glowie Parents"
| This to me is where a LOT of misconceptions about Bella come from, especially rumors having to do with content about her being taken down. For those illiterate with Internet culture, the term "glowie" refers to undercover internet agents that infiltrate various websites, typically ones with controversial content on them. Basically, when people say that Bella has "glowie parents", they basically mean that Bella's parents, whom I will later explain have high profiles, are secretly hacking and or taking down information about her.
Bella's father, Michael Janke, was a former US Navy SEAL, and now seemingly works for cyber security. Bella's mother, Mary Wilkas Janke, was also a former US secret service agent, and now works as a professor of neurology and an author of clinical psychology. As you can tell, both of Bella's parents come from a pretty high-profile, dare I say "elite", background. |
Praetor
Sex Tape
| When I wrote about this on Snoo's rumor page, I mostly skimmed over this, giving the whole theory a resounding "fuck no". However, that was mostly because of the assumptions that one would have to make about Snoo herself, including the assumption that she's completely braindead or lacks agency, to even think this was a possibility. In the case of Bella, however, I think I'll have to go into more detail about how this kind of plan would just fall apart on her. |