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Sandbox

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Bob:	Christian, what are you doing?
Chris:	Nothing.
Bob:	I’m getting all these crazy damn' calls. What're you doing?
Chris:	Nothing.
Bob:	Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
Chris:	Dad, will you get out of here?
Bob:	No. [string of Windows beeps] I will not. People telling me that you’re about to kill yourself on YouTube.
Chris:	What?
Bob:	What are you doing?
Chris:	I'm not doin' anything
Bob:	Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
Chris:	No.
Bob:	Then get out of here, and off that Internet.
Chris:	Fine.
Bob:	What is your trouble?
Chris:	I am not going to kill myself.
Bob:	Get away from that TV.
Chris:	Fine.
Bob:	Get away from the Internet. I’m cuttin' it down, right now.
Chris:	NO DAD NO!
Bob:	Yes.
Chris:	No!
Bob:	What are you doin'?
	[long pause, keys clicking on the keyboard, then single Windows beep]
Chris:	Don’t do it, Dad.
Bob:	I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
Chris:	No.
Bob:	Yes.
Chris:	No! [pause] Dad, no. Stop!
Bob:	Go wake your mother up; don’t bother me. Okay? [pause] Go wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
Chris:	Ugh.
Bob:	Go and wake your mother up!
Chris:	Ugh.
Bob:	You tell mm-her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
Chris:	No!
Bob:	Yes!