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| ''This page is about Christian Weston Chandler's TRUE and ORIGINAL fail OC, Sonichu. For other uses of Sonichu that also fail, see [[Sonichu (disambugation)]]''
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| {{Quote|Do not fear, world, for I am a new pokemon. And my name is….Sonichu!|Sonichu, the [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Genesis of the Lovehogs]]}}
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| {{quote|Sonichu is Copyrighted and Mine Alone. Do Not Steal.|Chris, "Sonichu" [[CWCipedia]] article}}
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| '''Sonichu''' (born 17 March 1988<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu</ref>) is Chris's greatest and most original originial character (DO NOT STEAL GUYS SRSLY), and imaginary son. He goes on adventures and zaps to the extreme. '''Sonichu''' evolves from [[Sonee]], and can evolve into either [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]. More recently, Sonichu can be found pounding [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] [[china|tom-tom]].
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| ==Creation and Development==
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| [[Image:TheFirstSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing of Sonichu, circa [[2000]], from one of Chris's homemade Pokemon cards<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>]] [[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|right|The CD cover in question, [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth]]</ref>]] | |
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| In Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth|fail Wikipedia page]], Chris revealed that Sonichu is a product of a Computer Graphics Class with Miss Chalifoux. In March, 2000, Chris had to create a CD Cover for an assignment. Despite being ridiculously simple, with infinite possibilities for a possible CD cover, Chris still struggled with the assignment, because he could not use copyrighted characters. Chris's usual technique of "cover everything with shitty video game characters" wouldn't work this time. But then, inspiration struck:
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| {{quote|Then it dawned on me at that moment after lunch, much like the random creation of Bionic the Hedgehog during Basketball Practice in my Freshman Year, Sonichu just bursted right into my imagination. A blur at first, but then it all became more clear and came together very well. So, as swiftly as the creation of Bionic, I drew Sonichu on paper from imagination, then I drew him on my currently open Photoshop program.<br>
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| After checking with Miss. Chalifoux and my father, who is BIG on copyrights and whatnot; SONICHU WAS LEGAL THEN, and STILL IS and ONLY MINE! So, soon after, the CD-Cover was made, printed and Passed with an A+ Grade. :D |Chris on the origin of Sonichu, and why the public school system has failed us<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref>}}
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| Thus, an Internet legend, Sonichu, was born.
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| Chris created the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] five months later, in August of 2000. A few drawings of Sonichu appeared on the site, mostly on homemade Pokemon cards and other various shit.
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| The comic began shortly thereafter, Chris drew a few short comics in the following four years which eventually appeared in [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu #0]]. The comic was completed and released in 2005, FIVE YEARS AFTER SONICHU'S CONCEPTION (and people bitch about waiting a few months for new comics to come out!).
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| Sonichu's character design has slightly changed since Chris scrawled the first poorly drawn Sonichu. Due to [[Megan]]'s influence (read: wanting her sweet, wet [[china]]), Sonichu took on a more anime like apperance. However, despite drawing Sonichu for nearly a decade, Chris has somehow managed to maintain a the drawing skills of a third grader. Perhaps Chris's constant [[mass debating|masturbation]] leaves his hands sore, numb and useless.
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| ==Fictional character biography==
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| Yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original and one-and-only, he runs faster than the speed of sound. When danger is near, he will slice and zap it up.|Sonichu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonicu's News Dash #2]}}
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| Sonichu came from a "freshly hatched" Pichu that eventually evolved into a Pikachu, who "grazed, survived and had fun". | |
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| {{quote|A Pok'emon Watcher saw this one making out with a Jigglypuff once or twice. WILD.|Chris, [[CWCipedia]]}}
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| One day the city of [[Station Square]] was under siege by the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]], and Sonic the Hedgehog attempted to battle the creature. While using the six [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic, Sonic bumped into the Pikachu who happened upon the scene. This collision somehow mutated the Pikachu so that it evolved to possess the physical characteristics and abilities of Sonic. After dispatching with the Perfect Chaos Monster, and being mistaken for Sonic, the newly evolved Pikachu declared himself to be a new species of [[Pokemon]]: Sonichu.
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| While Sonichu had gained new abilities from his transformation, his larger size made it impractical for him to forage for nuts and berries in the forest. Upon discovering [[Rosechu]] in the woods he hoped to beg for food from her trainer, [[Kel]]. Rosechu was immediately attracted to Sonichu for such qualities as being unable to name his favorite color. Their whirlwind romance was quickly consummated, and the two became passionate lovers. After rescuing Rosechu from [[Naitsirhc]] at [[CWCville Mall]], Sonichu became recognized as the hero of the city. CWCville's mayor, Christian Weston Chandler, congratulated him for his victory; Sonichu in turn commended his creator's work on the Sonichu comics and wished him luck in his [[Love Quest]].
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| Although Naitsirhc had been defeated, he succeeded in obtaining a sample of Sonichu's DNA which his adopted father [[Giovanni]] and [[Robotnik]] used to create [[Black Sonichu]]. Black Sonichu was sent to capture Rosechu to lure Sonichu into a trap; however Giovanni and Robotnik did not reckon on Sonichu joining forces with Sonic. Together they overwhelmed both Blachu and [[Metal Sonichu]] to rescue Rosechu, who later met [[Amy Rose]].
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| One day, while zapping to the extreme, Sonichu encountered The Destiny Cave, a mysterious [[Cherokian]] chamber guarded by an old man. The keeper of the Destiny Cave explained that Sonichu was the prophecized creature whose master would enter the cave and receive special powers. Sonichu reported this to Christian, and took him back to the cave. There they learned the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], which reveals that Chris is the reincarnation of his Cherokian ancestor and foretells of the release of an [[Count Graduon|ancient evil]]. Sonichu blamed himself for allowing this evil force to escape, but Chris reassured him. After Chris took on the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], which transformed him into a hedgehog, Sonichu helped him adjust to his new powers and body. No sooner had Chris-Chan mastered these abilities when he and his son were ambushed by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], the reincarnation of the head of the [[Wasabi Clan]], who sought to renew the hostilities between the Wasabis and Cherokees. [[Saramah Rosechu]], the reincarnation of the wife of Chris's ancestor, intervened to stop the battle. Sonichu and these three prophecized hedgehogs formed a tenuous alliance to defeat a giant golem monster summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].
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| When Sonichu learned of Blachu's attempt to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], he zapped to the scene of the crime, only to discover five other electric hedgehog Pokemon created by the same effect that created himself and Rosechu. Sonichu led this newly formed [[Chaotic Combo]] into battle against Blachu, defeating him utterly.
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| [[Image:CWCsonichuduck.JPG|thumb|right|Sonichu on Chris's [[duck]].]] | |
| One day, Christian and Sonichu were chillin' at the mall when Mary Lee Walsh's forces attacked CWCville, prompting Christian to summon the Chaotic Combo and transform with his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|twin sister]] into [[Chrs-Chan Pure]]. Sonichu contributed relatively little to this battle, as Chris did most of the heavy lifting. In the aftermath of the attack, during which Crystal was imprisoned in Count Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], Sonichu confided to Rosechu about dreams of seeing his creator with long hair in a mirror. When [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and Black Sonichu attacked CWCville Mall, Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] accompanied Chris in responding to the emergency. Sonichu largely hung back as Chris battled his homosexual evil twin.
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| After the threat of Reldnahc was eliminated, Chris, Magi-Chan, and Sonichu pooled their efforts to retrieve one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] from [[1990s#1996|1996]]. Magi-chan created a sphere to contain them, which Sonichu's tremendous speed would accelerate backwards through time. Although they successfully obtained the Sonichu Ball and returned to the present, Chris was lost in the time stream. Sonichu was disheartened by the disappearance of his father, but was able to console Rosechu so that she would be willing to have sex with him.
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| One day, after having hours of sexual intercourse, Sonichu and Rosechu discovered the website [[4-cent garbage.com]] spreading slanderous lies about them and their friends. Most notably, the site had pictures of Rosechu with a penis--pictures which caused Sonichu to collapse into violent nausea. Outraged, the couple stormed the 4-Cent Garbage building to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. When Howell refused to remove the offending content from his website, Sonichu attacked him in an rage, but was easily defeated. It instead fell to Rosechu to teach Howell a lesson by shoving her breasts and pussy in his face while eating his brain.
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| During Spring Break, Sonichu was briefly seen talking to Rosechu and surfing. Sonichu has also made an appearance drawn in marker on CWC's [[duck]].
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| ==Characteristics and Personal Life==
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| [[Image:Rosechu pegging Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|230px|MY ASS HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH FIRE!]] | |
| Sonichu's hobbies include running, surfing, chillin'. He enjoys outdoors activities and the scenery around him. He appears to be undecided on whether his favorite color is yellow or blue. | |
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| Sonichu's voice, as Chris would be his ideal candidate for a voice actor should there ever be a Sonichu cartoon, is more or less Chris's voice but in a slightly higher tone<ref>Mumble chat{{cite}}</ref>. | |
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| He is deeply in love with his [[sweet-bolt]], Rosechu, with whom he lives at a subdivision at 14 Brunchville Lane, CWCville, Virginia, 02024-1982. Sonichu is normally rather calm and collected, but when Rosechu's reputation is besmirched he flies into unthinking rage and/or [[Sonichu 8|vomits profusely]]. Sonichu is rarely seen away from Rosechu's side, and it is possible that his relationship with her has become overly possessive and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|abusive behind closed doors]].
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| [[Image:Lolmarriage.png|thumb|left|"Christ almighty, I zap to the extreme all fucking day, can't I have a goddamn can of [[Reeb]] and watch TV, woman?"]] | |
| Despite maintaining an appearance of living in carnal [[Chris and religion|sin]], Sonichu and Rosechu have been secretly married since March 17, 2006<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today</ref> (a possible [[retcon]] by Chris to address complaints about Sonichu and Rosechu having sex outside of marriage). The two have gone to great lengths to keep it under wraps, wearing gloves ''over'' their wedding rings and keeping their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three children]] -- Cerah (potentially named after [[Sarah Hammer|any]] [[Sarah Jackson|number]] [[PandaHalo|of]] [[Sarah May|people]]), Robbie (most likely named after the retarded Hero from [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]), and Christine ([[Christian Weston Chandler|one guess]]) -- hidden in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_in_the_Attic attic like so many flowers]. Whatever sordid reason for burying their union remains a mystery. It has become rapidly apparent that Christian believes that his characters exist outside the confines of his scented marker universe, though one wonders if a personage as bland and poorly-developed as [[Wild Sonichu]] could truly survive in our harsh world.
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| Although many of his friends are members of his own species, his closest friend is his father and creator, Christian Weston Chandler. As the ''Sonichu'' series has shifted its focus from the titular character to its writer, Sonichu's role has been that of Christian's closest confident as he struggles to persevere in his Love Quest and endure the Stressful Torture of the internet bullies.
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| ==Sexual prowess==
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| When erect, Sonichu's cock is easily seven inches long, and often ruptures the [[raincoat|condoms]] he uses when 69-ing his beloved Rosechu.
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| Chris has also lately given very intense details to Sonichu and Rosechu's anatomy.<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Biology</ref>
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| ==Powers and abilities==
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| [[Image:SonichuStats.jpg|thumb|200px|right| Chris provided Sonichu's stat. You know, for all 0 people who give a damn.]] | |
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| Aside from the obvious super-speed transferred to him from Sonic, Sonichu also possesses many powers based on his original Pikachu form, most notably his lightning and thunder attacks. His special attacks include:
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| * Sky Uppercut (punch to the head from below)
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| * Mega Kick (a, um, kick)
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| * Double Team (the attacker creates the illusion that there are, uh, three attackers)
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| * Spin Dash (attacker spins in mid-air, hurtling directly at victim)
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| * Zap Cannonball (attacker aims a projectile at victim)
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| Sonichu may well possess other special powers that have only been utilized during the scenes where he is off-panel, while Christian takes over the story. | |
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| ==Sonichu as a Mary Sue==
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| One of the chief traits of Sonichu that drew [[trolls]] to Chris, aside from being an unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws is that Sonichu is a ''Mary Sue'' unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws.
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| When the comics don't focus on Chris himself, they still manage to focus on Sonichu, who serves as Chris's idealized version of himself. Unlike Chris, Sonichu has a girlfriend who he met, fell in love with, and developed a meaningful relationship in a few hours' time; is fast, good looking, and loved by everyone; and despite his success, he somehow manages to "admire" Chris.
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| A notable case of Sonichu as a Mary Sue is in [[Sonichu 8]] when he fights [[4-cent_garbage.com]] in which Sonichu merely stands in for Chris as he fights the trolls. The fact that Sonichu ultimately gets his ass kicked and has to be saved by his sweetheart just adds another level to this dumbfuckery.
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg | |
| Image:067-SonichuStats.jpg|More than you ever wanted to know about Sonichu's stats. | |
| Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|Even Sonichu wears [[Pedo-Glasses]]! | |
| Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg|SONICHU VS. [[Blake|NIGRACHU]] FIGHT! | |
| Image:072-SchuRchuDisco.jpg|Fun fact: Chris would never actually go into a disco because it's too [[tobacky|smokey]] and [[alcohol|drunky]] for his tastes. | |
| Image:073-SchuRchuCmas.jpg|Watch out Sonichu, it's Black Sonichu! | |
| Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|HE'S A STREET SMART COP WITH 20 YEARS ON THE FORCE! HE'S A ROOKIE OUT OF ACADEMY! TOGETHER, THEY DELIVER JUSTICE. COMING THIS SUMMER. | |
| Image:111-CWCSchuRchu.jpg|Chris, marveling at his creation where either Sonichu is holding a minidisc version of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] or an unfortunate licensed [[raincoat|condoms]] with album art on them. | |
| Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Yes, even Chris's game consoles have Sonichu on them, like his PSP. | |
| Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|And his GBA | |
| Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|(with layout so you can instantly make it worthless) | |
| Image:112-NDSonichu2.jpg|Even for your DS! | |
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| Image:188-ACSchu2Bck.jpg | |
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| Image:162-ACSchu1Bck.jpg | |
| Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|That's right, he made a reverse foil card with actual tin foil. | |
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| Image:171-SurfingSchu.jpg | |
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| Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg | |
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| Image:184-SonichuEX.jpg | |
| Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg|A proposed site logo idea that was rejected for not being bad enough. Also, Sonichu's smiling because he's gonna rape her within seconds. | |
| Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|Chris and Sonichu are keeping an eye on you, [[Evan]]. FIND YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES TO INFRINGE UPON! | |
| Image:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg | |
| Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Chris, noted guitarist in Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. | |
| Image:228-SchuGrafiti.JPG|Spoiler: either that was an abandoned building nobody gave a shit about or it was a wall that was going to be demolished immediately anyway. | |
| Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|Really? Of all the things going on campus, you had to go with asking Chris about Sonichu? | |
| Image:509-SonichuAndRosechuPixel.JPG|Sonichu with Rosechu, in [[Pixelblocks]] form. | |
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| ==Sauces==
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| <references/>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Medallions of Fail]]
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| {{Sonichu}}
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| {{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu}}
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