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[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right|On '''February 12 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|On '''February 20 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an [[Sex tape|intimate moment]].]]
[[Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|thumb|On '''February 21 2009''', [[Aunt Karina]] dies.]]


'''February 2009''' saw several transitions for [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. His online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by brushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of [[Julie]] in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage.  Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], formally ending that [[Miyamoto Saga|saga]].  That the [[trolls]] posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into travelling to [[Red Mond]] taught him nothing, though--by the end of February Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.
==Events of February 2009==
* February 4 - Chris purchases [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain.
* February 4 - Chris' [[Mumble 2|second Mumble chat]]. Speaks on his [[Nudes|nudes]], sex in the Sonichu comics, [[Clyde Cash]], and reasons behind [[CWCville]]'s restrictive laws.
* February 5 - Chris' [[Mumble 3|third Mumble chat]]. Talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvania]]'s destruction, [[Chris and music|music]], protecting her from [[Clyde Cash]], their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.
* February 5 - '''Video''' Chris is coerced by [[Clyde Cash]] to make [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|two videos]] stating that he is [[Gaybian|gay]].  He removes both videos a few hours later.
* February 5 - [[Mumble 3.5|Continuation of Mumble Chat 3]]. [[Clyde]] harasses Chris about copping out of calling himself gay in [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] and forces him to make a second video rectifying this.
* February 6 - Chris' [[Mumble 4|fourth Mumble chat]]. [[Clyde]] calls him out on his inability to support [[Julie]], his views on love and relationships and forces him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|get rid of his material possessions for Julie]].
* February 6 - '''Video''' Chris issues a [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|retraction]] of the 5 February videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
* February 6 - Chris reuploads the 5 February video, with a disclaimer.
* February 7 - Chris' [[Mumble 5|fifth Mumble Chat]]. [[Clyde]] continues to question Chris on how he would support [[Julie]], going into detail about [[Chris and Money|Chris' unrealistic views on how much money he'll need to live]].
* February 7 - The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people.
* February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
* February 8 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|presents]] SonichuAndRosechu.com.  He asks his alleged girlfriend [[PandaHalo]] to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
* February 10 - '''Video''' Fulfilling another obligation to [[Clyde Cash]], Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|shows]] off his supposedly cleaned [[room]]. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
* February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
* February 10 - Chris' [[Mumble 6|sixth Mumble Chat]]. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris' [[CWC Update 10 February 2009|letter from Nintendo of America]] is fake, Chris' taste in Anime and [[Clyde]] probing Chris about [[Chris and Money|finances]] and supporting [[Julie]].
* February 12 - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings.
* February 13 - An [[CWC Cums for a Cat|audio clip]] of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
* February 13 - Chris' [[Mumble 7|seventh Mumble chat]]. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, [[homos]], dating tips, [[Sarah May]] and he does several terrible impersonations.
* February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. [[Bob Walks In|Audio]] of this moment emerges.
* February 14 - Chris [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|calls Julie from his PSP]] after Bob cuts the Internet down, discussing the loss of his erection over [[Bob Walks In|Bob Walking In]] and speculates about who called to tip Bob off.
* February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting ''[[Family Guy]]'' while orgasming, is leaked.
* February 16 - Three uncolored pages of [[Episode 19]] from [[Sonichu 9]] are released.
* February 16 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|First PSN chat with Julie]]. Discusses Aunt Karina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris' employment prospects.
* February 17 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|Second PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Chris' unwillingness to visit his dying Aunt Karina, Chris depicting [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Episode 19|Sonichu Episode 19]].
* February 17 - Chris' [[Mumble 8|eighth Mumble chat]]. Discusses Chris' contradictory views on [[Chris and Religion|Christianity and premarital sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with [[Sarah May]] where Chris repeatedly calls her [[Julie]] and she attempts suicide.
* February 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|prays]] for his friend [[Sarah May]] not to kill herself.
* February 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|retracts]] all his prior [[homos|homophobic]] statements.
* February 18 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|Third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris dishes on his fears of being a [[homo]], pornography, [[mass debating|masturbation]], [[mass debating|his entire sexual history]] and his use of [[sex toys]].
* February 18 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|Continuation of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris' race relations, heritage and family are discussed
* February 18 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Conclusion of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Bob talks to Julie at length and is reassured on her legitimacy and the existence of [[Molvania]].
* February 20 - '''Video''' [[Sex tape|Video footage]] Chris fucking his with sex doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online.
* February 20 -  [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|Fourth and final PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Julie's education and when Chris plans to make the trip to Ohio.
* February 21 - Chris's [[Aunt Karina]] dies.
* February 23 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|declares]] his love for Julie. Meanwhile, the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum is revealed as ruse perpetrated by trolls.
* February 23 - Chris' [[Mumble 9|ninth Mumble chat]]. Hosted by [[The Miscreants]], who reveal that their purpose is to stop Chris from finding a sweetheart because he's a racist who only wants [[china]].
* February 23 - [[Mumble 9.5|Continuation of Mumble chat 9]]. [[The Miscreants]] accuse Chris of [[Chris and death|not caring]] about his deceased [[Aunt Karina]], discuss [[Megan]] and Chris admits retardation.
* February 23 - Chris' [[Mumble 10|tenth Mumble chat]]. A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save [[Julie]] from her evil brother [[Max]] at [[The Miscreants|Miscreant HQ]].
* February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
* February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's [[Aunt Karina]] is buried, and Chris is dissapointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes{{cite}}.
* February 24 - '''Sonichu canon''' - the anti-[[homos|homo]] vaccine is distributed, and a world ridden of homosexuality proclaims February 24th as "Christian Love Day."
* February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.
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