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*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | *...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | ||
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | ||
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*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]? | *...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]? | ||
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack? | *...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack? | ||
*... | *...thai Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples? | ||
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | *...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]? | ||
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16? | *...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16? | ||
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded? | *...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded? | ||
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], [[Chris]] did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | *...that when working at [[Cutco]], [[Chris]] did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | ||
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*...that [[Chris]] drinks his own [[semen]]? | *...that [[Chris]] drinks his own [[semen]]? | ||
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], [[Chris]] admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], [[Chris]] admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]? | ||
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*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]? | *...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]? | ||
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | ||
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*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | *...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | ||
*...that Chris wants to [[SingStar Challenge|smell yo duck]]? | *...that Chris wants to [[SingStar Challenge|smell yo duck]]? | ||
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject? | *...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject? | ||
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*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | ||
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]? | *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]? | ||
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | *...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | ||
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer? | *...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer? | ||
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*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro? | *...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro? | ||
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | *...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | ||
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*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King? | *...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | ||
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | *...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | ||
*...that [[Ivy]] was real? | *...that [[Ivy]] was real? | ||
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:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''? | :*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''? | ||
*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | *...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | ||
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts? | |||
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | *...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | ||
*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | *...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | ||
:*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? | :*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? | ||
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]? | *...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | *...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]? | |||
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*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | *...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | ||
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | *...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | ||
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*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)? | *...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)? | ||
*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | *...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | ||
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | *...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | ||
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | *...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | ||
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*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | *...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | ||
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | ||
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:*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? | :*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? | ||
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]] | *...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]] | ||
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | *...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | *...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | ||
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*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | *...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | ||
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | *...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | ||
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*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]] | *...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]] | ||
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | *...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | ||
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''? | *...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''? | ||
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*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
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*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | *...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | ||
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | ||
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | *...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | ||
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