User:SenorTucan

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

My thoughts of Chris

all quotes in bold come from this (the CWCki) Wiki

Sonichu comics

Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1

"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha" Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult). It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too. (there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind). chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply. And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted. (like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit." Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity. He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story). Chris probably likens himself to a god.

"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... " Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B. I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's. But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination. Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination. The other part is dropping your ego. Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes. Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job. I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"

And by life, I mean life as a virgin

Chris And...

Chris and writing

I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.

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Post-date conversation transcript

Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong. Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.