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Workin' on it!
Workin' on it!
=Sonichu chronology=
(becuase I get sick of trying to figure out when the hell all this stuff is supposed to have happened.)
TODO:
* look for other dates established in the comics and the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Cwcipedia].
* clean up formatting, and links and more witty putdowns of Chris.
==The Anchuent Past==
===1900===
* The Sonichu Balls are created by the power of the Chaotic Rainbow from 1998, and sealed within the Ancient Tablet in the kingdom of Rulecwc.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
==1980s==
===1982===
'''24 February'''
* [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is born.
* The city of CWCville is founded by Bob Chandler, and apparently named after the initials of his infant son.<ref name="sonichu8"/>
===1984===
* [[Naitsirhc]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu "Sonichu"], on CWCipedia</ref>
===1985===
* The CWC-Cola bottling company in CWCville opens in this year.<ref name="sonichu8"/>
'''15 May'''
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>  His origins remain unclear.
===1986===
* [[Kel]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* Jamsta Sonichu is born <ref name=sonichu8/>
'''21 August'''
* [[Zelina Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Her origins remain unclear.
'''13 November'''
* [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
===1987===
* [[Lolisa Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>
===1988===
* [[Simonla Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''17 March'''
* The Pokemon who would become [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] hatches as a Pichu.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> 
'''22 December'''
* The Pokemon who would become [[Rosechu]] hatches.<ref name=sonichu8>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref>
===1989===
'''1 February'''
* [[Silvana Rosechu]] is born on Earth's moon, hatched from an egg created and sent from the future by the [[rainbow|Chaotic Rainbow]].  Despite being imprisoned by the [[Cherokian Clan]], and years away from release, [[Count Graduon]] rears the Pokemon and eventually grants her great power in exchange for turning it into a transsexual shapeshifter.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''2 February'''
* Many of the eggs created by the Chaotic Rainbow are sent through time to this date.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>  These eggs would hatch into Sonees and Roseys that would later evolve into Sonichus and Rosechus, although these new species of Pokemon would go undocumented and unnamed until the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu in June 1998. 
''Chris has claimed that ALL the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon except Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake came from eggs sent back in time to 2 February 1989, but he's also established that Darkbind, Zelina, Jamsta, Lolisa, Simonla, and Silvana are too old to have been born on this date.  BlazeBob, Chloe, and Zapina's parents remain unaccounted for.''
* '''[[Episode 10]]''': Wild, Punchy, Bubbles, Angelica, and Magi-chan all hatch from their eggs.  They will later be adopted by various caregives and evolve into Sonichus and Rosechus.<ref name=sonichu3>[[Sonichu 3]]</ref><ref name=sonichu8/> 
==1990s==
===1990===
* BlazeBob Sonichu is born.<ref name="sonichu9"/>
* The species of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are finally classified around this year, despite the fact that the names "Sonichu" and "Rosechu" would not be invented for another eight years.<ref name="cwcipediaMailbag2">[[Mailbag 2]]</ref>
===1991===
* Chloe Rosechu is born.<ref name="sonichu9"/>
===1993===
* [[Zapina Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>
===1994===
'''26 February'''
* The Pokemon who would become Sonichu evolves from a Pichu into a Pikachu<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
===1996===
'''Spring'''
* The Pichu who would become Rosechu is caught by a Pokemon trainer working for Professor Oak.  She is later given to Kel, under whose tutelage she evolves into a Raichu.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu">[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu "Rosechu"] on Cwcipedia</ref>
'''13 November'''
* Chris Chandler, 14, is by now a freshman at [[Manchester High School]], where he manages the varsity basketball team.<ref name=sonichu7/>
* [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], despite being born in 1986, is nevertheless created, fully grown, when Chris is inspired to create him upon being struck in the head by an object he believes to be a basketball.<ref name=sonichu7/>
* The Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-chan of 2 November 2007 travel in time back to this date as they have realized it was an errant [[Sonichu Ball]], not a basketball, that hit Chris on the head.  To protect the integrity of the timeline, the trio arrange events so that the Sonichu Ball is removed from the scene and replaced with a basketball to fulfill Chris and Bionic's destiny.<ref name=sonichu7/>
===1998===
* The evil wizard Clawdorf uses the Sonichu Balls to cast a sleeping spell upon Zelina Rosechu, moments before Darkbind Sonichu can propose marriage to her.  The power of the Sonichu Balls simultaneously turns Clawdorf to stone.  Darkbind swears to find all of the Sonichu Balls and lift the curse.<ref name="sonichu6"></ref><ref name=sonichu10>[[Sonichu 10]]</ref>
'''2 February'''
* Chris begins wearing glasses.<ref name=sonichu7/>
'''June'''
* '''[[Episode 1]]''': The events of Sonic Adventure occur in June of this year.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>  As Sonic battles the Perfect Chaos Monster with the Chaos Emeralds, a Pikachu rushes to help Sonic and collides with him. The collision transforms the Pikachu into a new species of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon that can talk like humans.  After the battle, the new Pokemon names both itself and its species "Sonichu."  A rainbow emerging from the collision of Sonic and Sonichu stretches across the region, striking Kel's Raichu and transforming it into Rosechu.<ref name=sonichu0>[[Sonichu 0]]</ref> 
''Sonichu #0 says that Sonichu is 16 years old and Rosechu is 15, which would be true in 2004 when the comic was drawn but not in 1998, when Chris later declared the story took place.''
* Additionally, the Chaotic Rainbow magically creates "countless" eggs which are strewn across time and space.<ref name=sonichu3/>
''' July'''
* '''[[Episode 2]]''': For several weeks Sonichu wanders like a wild Pokemon, until he discovers the home of Kel and Rosechu and decides to ask for food.  He and Rosechu instantly fall in love, and on 4 July they share their first kiss.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
'''8 August (or 12 August)'''<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
<ref name=cwcipediaBlake>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu "Blake Black Sonichu"], on CWCipedia</ref>
* '''[[Episode 3]]''': Sonicu and Rosechu go shopping and encounter Naitsirhc, the 14-year-old son of Giovanni.  Sonichu saves CWCville from Naitsirhc and meets Christian Weston Chandler, who congratulates him.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
===1999===
'''21 March (or 22 March)'''<ref name=sonichu8/><ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>
* '''[[Episode 4]]''': Months after Naitsirhc collected Sonichu's DNA, Giovanni and Robotnik are able to use their cloning machines to create a clone of Sonichu that will be named Black Sonichu.<ref name=sonichu1>[[Sonichu 1]]</ref>  Black Sonichu is "born" with the body of an 11-year-old Sonichu.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''14 August (or 22 July)'''<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>
* '''[[Episode 5]]''': Black Sonichu kidnaps Rosechu to lure Sonichu into Giovanni and Robotnik's trap.<ref name=sonichu1/> 
* '''[[Episode 6]]''': With Sonic's help, Sonichu defeats the villains and rescues his heartsweet.<ref name=sonichu1/>
==2000s==
===2000===
* In recognition of their heroic deeds, Chris offers to provide a house for Sonichu and Rosechu in CWCville.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> 
'''18 February'''
* Kel poses with Rosechu and her other Pokemon for a portrait commemorating her career as a Pokemon trainer.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/>
'''27 May'''
* Construction on the house at 14 Brunchville Lane is completed on 27 May.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
'''8 June'''
* Sonichu and Rosechu part ways with Kel, and move into their new home at 14 Brunchville Lane.  Kel, who is 14, moves on to becoming a Pokemon Master.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
''Chris has also put this event in November 1998<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/>''
'''July'''
* Christian Weston Chandler begins working as mayor of CWCville.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>
===2002===
'''15 May'''
* '''[[Episode 11]]''': Black Sonichu is sent by Naitsirhc to steal the sunstone from Flame the Sunbird.  Sonichu learns of these plans and plans to intervene.  Both of them happen to encounter Wild, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, and Magi-Chan, who join forces as the Chaotic Combo to help Sonichu teach the black hedgehog a lesson.<ref name=sonichu3/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
===2003===
'''August'''
* Chris officially begins his [[Love Quest]].
'''7 October'''
* While Chris is attending classes at Piedmont Virginia Community College and trying to attract women with his sign, Mary Lee Walsh flies toward him on her broomstick, destroys the sign, and tells him that true love is illegal.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens "Private villa of corrupted citizens"] on Cwcipedia</ref>
===2004===
'''12 January'''
* '''[[Episode 7]]''': On his daily run, Sonichu discovers an ancient cave, inadvertantly triggering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] that releases [[Count Graduon]] and bestows Anchuent Powers to Chris, Sarah Hammer, and Wes Iseli.<ref name=sonichu2>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* '''[[Episode 8]]''': Chris, Sarah, and Wes fight amongst themselves and sort out their personal issues.<ref name=sonichu2/>
* '''[[Episode 9]]''': Using their new powers, Chris-Chan Sonichu, Saramah Rosechu, and Wes-Li Sonichu confront Count Graduon, who is now in league with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and prevent them from destroying CWCville with a golem.<ref name=sonichu2/>
'''ca. March'''
* Mary Lee Walsh unleashes her first wave of Jerkops to "Break Up True, Honest Relationships between True Lovers."  It falls to Chris to save true love and honesty.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>
'''18 March'''
* '''Classic Sonichu Strips, 18 March 2004/[[Sub-Episode 3]]''': Chris uses his newly gained Anchuent Powers to become Chris-Chan Sonichu and launch a counter-strike against Mary Lee Walsh for her crimes against love.<ref name=sonichu2>[[Sonichu 2]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
'''Sub-Episode 3 is an expanded version of the original strip from 2004''
'''5 December'''
* '''Classic Sonichu Strips, 5 December 2004''': Chris-Chan Sonichu falls into a trap set by Mary Lee Walsh.  He is nearly defeated, until Saramah Rosechu shows up to save him.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=sonichu4/>
''Date is conjecture based on when Chris drew it.  Sub-Episode 7 presents it as a flashback to "months before" the main story.''
===2005===
'''late March'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 1]]''': Over nineteen months into his [[Love Quest]], Chris is confronted at the mall by the [[Jerkhief]], and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to defeat him.<ref name=sonichu0/>
'''29 March'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 2]]''': Nearly twenty months into his Love Quest, Chris meets [[Hanna]], who pretends to want to date him.  Rosechu alerts him to her deception and he bawls like a little bitch.<ref name=sonichu1/>
''Assumed to occur on the same day the real Chris got cockblocked by the real Hanna.<ref name="diaryMarch2005">[[Diary#March_2005]]</ref>''
'''late June'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 4]]''': Over twenty-two months into his Love Quest, Chris is confronted in M-C-D-ville by the B-Manajerk and the Merried Seinor Comic.  Unexpectedly, Chris discovers the ability to become Super Chris-Chan Sonichu, and (with the timely assistance of Darkbind Sonichu) defeats his transgressors, prompting the W-M-Manajerk to intervene.<ref name=sonichu3/>
* '''[[Sub-Episode 5]]''': With Darkbind gone, Chris struggles against the W-M-Manajerk until his ancestor advises him to call upon his twin sister Crystal.  The pair defeat the W-M-Manajerk and learn that he was sent by Mary Lee Walsh.<ref name=sonichu4/>
''Sub-Episodes 4 and 5 are based two real incidents that happened on 20 and 22 June<ref name="diaryJune2005">[[Diary#June_2005]]</ref>; since Chris conflated them in his dramatization the exact date of the fictional version is not clear.''
'''late June-early July'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 6]]''': Chris and Sonichu host a documentary on Jerkops, recalling a prior incident in which Chris and Crystal defeated the Jerkheif.  ScotPalazzo watches in frustration.<ref name=sonichu4/>
''Date is conjecture.  Presumed to have occurred between Sub-Episodes 5 and 6.''
'''20 July'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 7]]''': Still seething from an earlier defeats, Mary Lee Walsh summons [[Bagget] to defeat Chris once and for all. 
* '''[[Sub-Episode 8]]''': Although Bagget successfully captures Chris and brings him to PVCC for execution, Crystal arrives to save Chris and together and cleanse Piedmont Virginia Community College of the corruption by the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.  Walsh and Graduon retreat to [[Menchi-Nasu High]], which they plan to turn into a new PVCC headquarters.<ref name=sonichu4>[[Sonichu 4]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>
''The real-life events that inspired these sub-episodes occurred on 20 July 2005.<ref name="diaryJuly2005">[[Diary#July_2005]]</ref>''
===2006===
'''17 March'''
* Sonichu and Rosechu are married.<ref name=sonichu9>[[Sonichu 9]]</ref>  During the ceremony is held at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church, Black Sonichu intends to attack, but when he sees Bubbles serving as one of Rosechu's bridesmaids he is left dumbstruck and unable to interrupt the wedding.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
''Note that the wedding occurs on Sonichu's 18th birthday, and only three months after Rosechu's 16th birthday. [http://law.findlaw.com/state-laws/marriage-age-requirements/virginia/ Uh-oh.]''
'''29 May'''
* '''[[Episode 12]]''': Sarah Hammer marries William Spicer, who inexplicably cosplays as a Yu-Gi-Oh character.  Chris, using an invisibility barrier, observes the ceremony undetected, until Wes-Li Sonichu attacks and tries to kill Spicer.  As Chris-Chan Sonichu, and with the help of Sailor Megtune and Megagi, Chris stops Wes and allows the bride and groom to complete their nuptials.  In gratitude, Sarah throws her bouquet to Chris.<ref name=sonichu5/>
''Date is from Chris's note that the story is drawn "for May 29, 2006"--presumably in reference to the real wedding of Sarah and William.''.
'''27 June'''
* '''[[Episode 12.5]]''': Chris's dog Patti is transformed into the anthopomorphic Patti-Chan.  Chris invites her to live in CWCville.<ref name=sonichu6>[[Sonichu 6]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
'''29 June'''
* Cerah Rosey, Sonichu and Rosechu's first daughter, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
'''7 October'''
* Christine Rosey, <s>Magi-chan</s> Sonichu and Rosechu's second daughter, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
===2007===
'''26 February'''
* Robbie Sonee, Sonichu and Rosechu's first son, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
'''17 March'''
* Sonichu turns 19 years old.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''11 October'''
* '''[[Episode 13]]''': Mary Lee Walsh's Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens launches a mass invasion of CWCville.  Chris-Chan Sonichu, Crystalina Rosechu, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo barely repel this invasion with the timely arrivals of Sailor Megtune and Megagi La Skunk.  In a parting shot, Mary Lee Walsh attempts to imprison Chris in a dark mirror hole.  The exposure of Chris's Sonichu medallion to the dark energy fulfills a section of the Anchuent Prophecy that causes Naitsirhc (who is miles away) to transform into Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.  Crystal rescues Chris from the mirror but is imprisoned herself.<ref name=sonichu5>[[Sonichu 5]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* '''[[Episode 14]]''': Mary Lee Walsh demands CWCville's surrender in exchange for Crystal's release.  However, the arrival of Darkbind Sonichu and Patti-Chan turns the tide, and the PVCC forces retreat.  After hours of trying to free Crystal, the heroes assemble to discuss how to obtain the seven Sonichu balls needed to break the spell of the dark mirror.  Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc (as Reldnahc Ha-Taque) and Black Sonichu embark on a crime wave.  Although Sonichu and Magi-Chan are able to appeal to Black Sonichu with reason, Reldnahc is only stopped through a pitched battle with Chris, culminating in the helpful assistance of the returning Bionic the Hedgehog<ref name=sonichu6/>
* During Chris's battle with Reldnahc, Black Sonichu is formally introduced to Bubbles, who reaches out to him and helps to redeem him.  Later she suggests that he use the nickname "Blake," which he accepts appreciatively.<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>
''Chris has date the events of Epsiodes 13-14 to 29 April 2006<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>, although that would be retarded even by Chris's standards, since that was months before Patti <s>died</s> turned into a furry and moved to CWCville.''
'''2 November'''
* Kel informs Rosechu of a website, [[4-cent_garbage]].com that drags the names of Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu through the muck.<ref name=sonichu8/>
* '''[[Episode 15]]''': Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan determine that one of the Sonichu Balls is lost in the past, and travel to 13 November 1996 to retrieve it. 
* '''[[Episode 16]]''': After Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan recover the lost Sonichu Ball, its power hurls Chris clear of Magi-Chan's time bubble, causing him to be lost in the time void.  Sonichu and Magi-Chan return without him and worry for their mayor's safe recovery.  Then Sonichu and Rosechu plan to buy condoms and have sex.  At PVCC headquarters, Mary Lee Walsh and the assembled villains plan to exploit Chris's absence and launch the most audacious attack on CWCville yet.  On station KCWC, Jamsta and Lolisa interview Blanca, Jiggliami, and Robert Simmons V.<ref name=sonichu7>[[Sonichu 7]]</ref>
'''3 November'''
* Zapina Rosechu has recently turned 14 years cute. ^_^ <ref name=sonichu8/>
* '''[[Episode 17]]''': As planned, Sonichu and Rosechu have graphic hardcore sex into the small hours of the night.  That morning, Rosechu checks out 4-cent_garbage.com and finds salacious artwork of herself and her friends.  Disgusted and outraged, Sonichu and Rosechu journey to 4-cent_garbage building in Clarksville, Tennessee to reason with the owner of the site.  Wild accompanies them to look for one of the Sonichu Balls.  When the evil Jason Kendrick Howell refuses to hear out Sonichu and Rosechu, Rosechu transforms into a unthinking beast and savages Howell.  After Wild recovers the Sonichu Ball, Rosechu and her girlfriends (Angelica, Bubbles, Lolisa, Simonla, and Zapina) assemble at her house to plan a nude photoshoot to raise awareness of a woman's right not to be mistaken for a she-male.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''20 December'''
* Ten weeks after being left comatose by Bionic the Hedgehog, Reldnahc awakens in the hospital and swears revenge (although he was at Mary Lee Walsh's meeting on 2 November).<ref name=sonichu6/>
'''22 December'''
* Rosechu celebrates her 19th birthday with a party at her home.<ref name=sonichu8/>
===2008===
''January''
* Three months after their first date, Blake quits Team Rocket and moves in with Bubbles.<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>
'''2 February'''
* The Chaotic Combo (Wild, Angelica, Punchy, Magi-chan, and Bubbles) celebrate their 19th birthday at CWCville Mall.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''17 March'''
* Sonichu's friends throw him a surprise party for his 20th birthday.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''21 March'''
* Bubbles clandestinely visits Blake to celebrate what she considers to be his 20th birthday.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''22 March'''
* '''[[Episode 18]]''': The hedgehogs celebrate Spring Break in CWCville, Virginia, at the beach.  Blake pretends to be a jerk so Bubbles's friends won't know she's fucking him.  Bubbles locates one of the Sonichu Balls.  A Squirtle yawns.  Using her shapeshifting powers Silvana fucks Blake and almost fucks Bubbles, for no apparent reason.  Wild and Punchy decide to attend Dating Education.<ref name=sonichu8/>
'''after 22 March, through 6 May'''
* '''[[Episode 19]]''': Wild, Punchy, Layla Flaafy, Simonla, Reginald Sneasel, and Ivy O'Neill attend [[Dating education]] classes at CWCville University.  God and Jesus cause both Ivy and Chris to communicate across the time void.<ref name=sonichu9/>
'''4 June'''
* '''[[Episode 20]]''': PVCC uses its army of Decepticlones to launch a full-scale invasion of CWCville.  The Chaotic Combo, Bionic and Megagi, Darkbind, and the Samurai Pizza Bots do their best to turn the tide.  Sarah Cassandra McKenzie is killed when her apartment building is set ablaze by the attack.  Ivy O'Neill is also horrifically killed when she falls in an elevator shaft and is strangled by one of the cables.  In a final last stand, Sonichu engages in single combat with Mary Lee Walsh, defeats her, and then simply lets her escape with her followers.<ref name=sonichu9/>
'''9 August'''
* '''[[Episode 20|Episode 20 Epilogue]]''': Wild and Magi-chan rescue Chris from the time void.
* '''[[Episode 21]]''': Chris explains that the time void temporarily left him in the year 2015, where he helped develop a homosexuality vaccine.  He sends Magi-chan back to the future to pick up mass quantities of the vaccine to distribute in the water supply of the present day.  Later, Chris travels to the 4-cent_garbage building, where his medallion is briefly stolen until he uses the real power in his high school ring to teleport it to safety.  Chris then gathers [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his band]] to finally destroy 4-cent_garbage with the power of rock.  Magi-chan returns from time traveling to explain that, by 24 February 2009, the homosexuality vaccine will be distributed throughout the world.  Meg Griffin wanders by to make out with Chris, but it turns out to be Silvana trolling him.  Using the power of the assembled Sonichu Balls, Chris and Sonichu transform into Collosal Chris-chan and Ultra Sonichu; they proceed to free Crystal from the mirror, un-brainwash PVCC's Jerkops, awaken Zelina Rosechu, liberate Asperchu and his friends, and finally defeat Mary Lee Walsh.  Chris delivers a mayoral address in which he effectively declares himself mayor for life.  Alec, Mao, Sean, Evan, and Simonchu orchestrate the assassination of Simonla.  Moments after Wild is told of Simonla's death, their child Sandy is born.<ref name=sonichu10/>
'''16 August'''
* Sandy evolves from a Rosee into a Rosechu.
* '''[[Episode 21]]''': One week after being arrested for the murder of Simonla, Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan are tried, convicted, and horrifically executed for their crimes.<ref name=sonichu10/>
'''12-13 December'''
* '''[[Sonichu 11|Special Episode]]''': Sonichu and his family prepare to celebrate Christmas.<ref name=sonichu11>[[Sonichu 11]]</ref>
==The Future==
Note that Sonichu continuity currently leaves off at 13 December 2008.  So far, anything occurring after that is in "the future."
===2009===
'''24 February'''
* According to Magi-chan, by this time the homosexuality vaccine he brought back from the future to August 2008 has been tested and distributed throughout the world's water supply, and all homosexuals have been cured.  In honor of this event, the date is declared "Christian Love Day," in honor of Christian Chandler rescuing millions of people from condemnation to hell for their deviant perversions.<ref name=sonichu10/>
===2015===
* Chris is by now married to [[Lovely Weather]] and has a daughter named Crystal. 
'''June'''
* The Chris of November 2007 is sent through time to this period.  Lovely Weather mistakes the 2007-Chris for her husband, the 2015-Chris.  The Chris of 2007 plays along and has sex with his future wife, losing his virginity through deception.<ref name=sonichu10/>
* Scientists have isolated the genes involved in causing people to become homosexual.  The Chris of 2007 participates in a study to find a cure.  His blood samples are used to develop the first successful cure for homosexuality, although it will take several weeks to mass produce.  Chris is paradoxically the first test subject for the cure.
* The Chris of 2007 departs this timeframe to return to the time void.  He takes with him two samples of the prototype homosexuality vaccine, so that he can cure Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. 
'''31 July'''
* Magi-chan arrives from August 2008 to pick up enough homosexuality vaccines to vaccinate every man, woman, and child in the year 2008.
===2029===
* '''Classic Sonichu Strips, 13 June 2004''': Sonichu has by now evolved into Metonic.  Rosechu has by now evolved into Vamprosa.  Metonic could cut 100 logs before breakfast, but he already ate lunch and since it is therefore not "before breakfast" he will not cut any logs.  Also he is a lazy cunt.<ref name=sonichu1/>
==References==
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